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Adam: (nervously) Was it, um, the paper airplanes? Or-or the-the dancing? It was the dancing, wasn't it? I mean I don't-I don't have to dance. And look, I know I say "what up" a lot, and I'll definitely limit the number of times that I say it, but you just need to tell me, boss, what I need to do and what I don't need to do and I'll do it, or I won't do it but you know 'cause this-this is just--
Mac: Adam, Adam. Take a breath.

Adam: (regading his decision to go to Flack first) I made a choice that I would make again, but I do not mean to disrespect you in any way.

Adam: How's Lindsay?
Sheldon: Seven hours and counting.
Adam: She dilated past one centimeter yet?
Sheldon: (pause) That's kind of a personal question, Adam.
Adam: Oh! I'm sorry, I have - I just have eighteen hours and fifteen minutes in the Hours of Labor office pool... six hundred bucks on the line, yo!

Angell: Monsieur, qu'avez vous vu dans le train ?
Flack: The sexiest thing I ever heard.

Angell: We're going to have to confiscate every piece of baleen that you're selling in the store.
Leila Vara: Look, you can take everything that you want, but you're gonna have to take my word along with it. I was angry at a lot of people over what happened to my family's property, but I believe deeply in karma, and somehow, I think that man did, too.

Dana Melton: You don't know what I've been through. I was so scared. I tried to start over to change everything. I know you don't understand, not really.
Mac: I do understand, Dana. I understand it all, but I have to arrest you anyway. It's the toughest part of my job.
Dana Melton: I thought I did everything right.
Mac: You came very close. You had a good teacher. You left no prints, no DNA, no witnesses. Just circumstantial evidence.
Hawkes: In fact, without a formal confession, it will be very hard to win a conviction.

Danny Messer: [during an autopsy of a decapitated man] Mr. Potato Head! The live version.
Detective Lindsay Monroe: More like the bloody, dead version!
Dr. Sid Hammerback: I used to play with Mr. Potato Head as a boy. I would time myself, see how long it took to assemble him. Some would say I was... obsessed!
Danny Messer: You? Obsessed? Nooo!

Danny Messer: [impressed] High school wrestling team?
Detective Jessica Angell: Four older brothers.

Danny: (as she comes out of the bathroom) You okay?... You alright?
Lindsay: ... I'm pregnant.
Danny: (Sighs) You sure?
Lindsay: (she hands him a picture of the sonogram)
Danny: How long have you known?
Lindsay: A few weeks.

Danny: (childishly) Where's your girlfriend, Trev?
Trevor Jones: What girlfriend?
Danny: The rubber one.
Flack: (feigning offense) Danny! Silicone.
Danny: Oh yeah, right. Silicone.

Danny: (sifting through the vulture's nest) You are having as much fun as I am, now, buddy?
Adam: Welcome to my world, Messer. The low man on the totem pole gets all the exciting stuff.
Danny: Yeah! And what does that make me?
Adam: Low-man-on-totem's-pole friend

Danny: (voice over after Lindsay told him she was pregnant) See, the truth is I can't really blame her for not saying anything. See, a while ago I messed up, alright? I was with another woman, but I didn't say anything. But she knew. I think she knew, you know. A couple of months later, we got back together, things haven't really been the same and now this.

Danny: Growing up all I wanted to do was play ball. That's all I could think about when I was a kid. One day starting in the majors. Crazy thing, I was actually making it happen. I was playing really well in the minors. Then one game everything changed. Whole day this pitcher is trying to shut me down throwing me inside, throwing me inside. And bottom of the eighth, he finally catches me, right in the head. So I figure I'm gonna put one in his head now. Before I could even get to the mound, the benches clear and I'm caught in a pile-up. Shattered my wrist. Baseball was over and I was having one of those, ya know, 'what now?' moments. But uhh, I guess back then, things were a little easier. All I had to do was change my career.

Danny: How's Lucy?
Lindsay: She's great. Her first visit to the lab is a big hit.
Danny: (looking across the hall to where Lucy is surrounded by admirers) What, uh...what's Blake doing right now?
Lindsay: Oh, he's so good with babies. She adores him.
Danny: No, she doesn't adore him. The only man in her life is me. (going over To Blake) Hey, buddy! Don't you have some DNA to look at?
Adam: (as Lindsay chuckles) Watch out, Blake, here comes daddy!

Danny: Kill a man, and then chop him up into pieces.
Sid: Maybe the killer thought little pieces will be easier to dispose of. There is a certain logic
[after Angell tackles a suspect they're chasing]