Lindsay Monroe quotes from CSI: NY

Det. Lindsay Monroe

You know, petting a cat has been scientifically proven to lower your blood pressure.

Det. Lindsay Monroe

You ever see what a full grown black bear does to a man?

Det. Lindsay Monroe

[as Stella hands her a napkin for the spilled coffed] Oh, thanks.

Det. Lindsay Monroe

My feet haven't touched the ground since I clocked in.

Det. Lindsay Monroe

In Montana, they gave us breathing breaks.

Det. Lindsay Monroe

Well, that's not going to help me today. Mac wants these now.

Det. Lindsay Monroe

I just don't wanna slow things down.

Det. Lindsay Monroe

[after repeatedly stabbing the pig for tests] Well, I'm done eating bacon for life.

Det. Lindsay Monroe

Back home, people keep this much meat in their basements.

Det. Lindsay Monroe

[seeing the Vinett's] What do they want?

Det. Lindsay Monroe

Tiger dung. The zoo just made a fresh delivery. [looks around] Everyone else just happens to be conveniently busy.

Det. Lindsay Monroe

The rookie's gotta do it.

Lindsay

[turning the teapot around] It's an insult to point the spout at your guest.

Detective Lindsay Monroe

[to Vivian Claven] You know, bruises age in a very specific way. First they're red, the color of the blood underneath. A day later, they darken to a bluish-purple. Then they turn green, then they fade to a yellowish-brown. Yours is just black. Too black. Wipe it off!

Detective Lindsay Monroe

[to Vivian Claven] You know, bruises age in a very specific pattern. First they're red, the color of the blood under the skin. After a day or two, they turn a bluish-purple, that fades to green, and then as they heal they turn a yellowish-brown. Yours is just black. Too black. Wipe it off.