Jason [second vic's boyfriend]: I never saw that house. I swear on my grandmother.
Let me arrest him for swearing on his grandmother.
S1 E1Blink
What time did you get in?
I never went home.
Can't sleep?
What's sleep?
You're not a doctor, you're a murderer with a medical degree.
He's harmless. Think he's all about the dog, you know?
Good morning, dear.
Do I have a tail back there?
Sorry. Good morning, Stella.
Better.
[sitting with their comatose victim in the hospital]
I used to sit like this with my wife. Her name was Claire. She died, on 9/11. Nobody saw it coming. I was cleaning out the closet the other day and I found this beach ball. And I remembered it was my wife who blew it up. I never told anybody this, but I got rid of everything that reminded me of Claire; too painful. The one thing I couldn't throw away . . . was that beach ball. Her breath is still in there.
You hear about that body?
The one by the River Cafe? Yeah, I caught it on the police portable when I was in the shower.
Why doesn't that surprise me?
The job never stops, Danny.
No pictures, no personal effects, not a partial, nothing. What's this guy live in, gloves?
(shining blacklight on a sheet with semen traces) I'm gettin' all kinds of love over here.
I think he got tipped off.
I think he got off.
Detective Flack…
DDon
Called you the second I got word. Caucasian female, late 20s, no I.D. Some guy jogging his dog found her and called 911. Ran his name… He's harmless. I think he's all about the dog, you know.
Where is she? [sees the body] Body's in a characteristic position… supine. Legs are crossed over, arms flailed out to her sides. Dump job.
DDon
Rape, dump?
She wasn't killed here. There's no scuff marks on the knees. Nails are intact. It appears putrefaction has set in. She's starting to bloat up a bit. Which could explain the inconsistency of her belt. See the wear? It's two notches off. If the killer re-dressed her, he did it at considerable amount of time after death.
DDon
Why would he dress her back up?
I don't know. What I do know is… he took the time. Someone out there is missing a wife.
S1 E2Creatures of the Night
[to Stella] Use your head, not your heart.
[Flack apprehends a suspect at a restaurant]
SSuspect
Hey! I didn't do nothing man.
Yeah? You got steak sauce all over my shoes.
She was in Central Park.
Looks like we've got ourselves an 800-acre crime scene.
Aiden's on rodent patrol, I'm waiting to do a rat-topsy.
Rape and rats. Worlds apart.
NYPD. Crime Scene Investigators.
SKShop-keeper
You people deal with rats?
Only when they have eaten our evidence.
S1 E3American Dreamers
If this is a joke, I'm not laughing. These bones are real.
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