Karma quotes from CSI: NY

[as Adam is recalling the story in a police station] Wait. Are you kidding me? I thought you said this story was about a princess, not some cops chasing some dude.

Adam

It is. I'm just setting it up. Okay? See? It's called backstory.

Well, how about getting to the front story?

Drain the pond? How long is this gonna take?

Adam

Uh, well, not nearly as long as a lineup takes. Your mom's gonna be... at least another hour, and I don't see anybody rushing over here to take my report, so I think we're stuck.

So did the prince do it or not?

Even if he did the crime, he won't be doing the time.

Adam

Whoa, my story, my moral.

So the princess and the prince get killed?

Adam

No, he wasn't killed. He just was in no shape to talk

Whoa, that prince's old lady is cold.

Is she gonna fry?

Adam

No, they don't fry people in New York, but she is gonna go away for a very, very long time.