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Adam Ross: Strange case, you know. Bar nuts, shark tooth, tropical fish.
Detective Mac Taylor: Beta Splendon. Or Siamese Fighting Fish, to be exact. The brilliant colors are exclusive to males. Males in the same tank will kill each other.
Adam Ross: Ironic.
Detective Mac Taylor: No. Wild Wild Wet.
Adam Ross: [laughs] Whoa. That's a very hip, very salacious Manhattan club. It just kind of popped in your head like that?
Detective Mac Taylor: And your point?
Adam Ross: [flustered] Well... well I just - just didn't think that you would just...
Detective Mac Taylor: The bar's over on Broadway near Chelsea University, Fighting Fish on every table. It's a short train ride from where Randy Williams was found.
Adam Ross: [impressed] Ah you're the man, you can hang anywhere you want, huh?
Detective Mac Taylor: I was at the scene of a crime, Adam. The bouncers went a little overboard, ended up killing some kid from Staten Island. Shrimp cocktail is fantastic. Get me something more on that tooth.
[Mac leaves]

Adam Ross: That glass that Dr. Hawkes pulled from our John Doe... it tested positive for Krypton.
Det. Mac Taylor: Krypton?
Adam Ross: Kryptonite was Superman's only weakness.
Det. Stella Bonasera: Well, that explains everything.

Adam Ross: The penal code is his personal to-do list. You name a section and he's violated it.

Adam Ross: [nods] I like shrimp.

Adam: Perfect timing, fellas. We are looking down from 22,300 miles from space.
Danny: We found our spores here on earth, Adam.
Adam: I am a scientist without a badge, Danny. Trust me.

Adam: What would make a man want to put on a superhero suit and risk it all?
Sheldon Hawkes: The naïve belief that one man could make a difference

Aiden: [Stella is examining a diamond] I've been processing dirt all day and you've been shopping at Tiffany's.

Bobby Martin: It's a tragedy to all of us, Mrs Chandler, but the market goes on, by sunrise we'll be open for business and I'd be honored to make you a killing.
Stella: And I'd be honored to bust you for a killing.

Captain Flood: A corps of well-trained Marines will kick the crap out of anyone else in the world.

Carter England: Oh come on, Flack. I thought we were supposed to be like brothers.
Don Flack: Yeah, well, sometimes, brothers fight

Conductor: Subway surfing was a lot more popular in the late 80's, 90's, but we still get these doot-da-doots every once in a while.
Lindsay: Doot-da whats?
Conductor: Doot-da-doots. You know, idiot, moron, knucklehead. Where you from, Jersey?
[A few moments later]
Lindsay: Did anybody cause any trouble? Any doot-da-doots get your attention?
Conductor: That's very nice. She used it in a sentence.

Danny Messer: .
Tony Collins: Tastes like chicken, right?
Danny Messer: No.

Danny Messer: Adam when you're done with that I got a pair of slacks that I need ironed.

Danny Messer: I don't cuddle.

Danny Messer: Oh Miss MacGyver... grab your camera! I've got a foreign print!