MacYou're not a doctor, you're a murderer with a medical degree.
A character in CSI: NY
Played by Gary Sinise
CSI: NY · 2,123 quotes
Most-quoted character in CSI: NY: in 773 of its 2,123 quotes
Most scenes with: Don Flack (109), Stella Bonasera (105), Jo Danville (88)
MacYou're not a doctor, you're a murderer with a medical degree.
[sitting with their comatose victim in the hospital]
MacI used to sit like this with my wife. Her name was Claire. She died, on 9/11. Nobody saw it coming. I was cleaning out the closet the other day and I found this beach ball. And I remembered it was my wife who blew it up. I never told anybody this, but I got rid of everything that reminded me of Claire; too painful. The one thing I couldn't throw away . . . was that beach ball. Her breath is still in there.
Mac Taylor[to Stella] Use your head, not your heart.
Mac TaylorIf this is a joke, I'm not laughing. These bones are real.
MacReality rarely lives up to expectation. Especially if you're a teenager.
Mac TaylorWe've got the best forensics tool money can't buy. Snow.
[to Sonny Sassone, a member of the self-proclaimed "next generation" of the Mafia]
MacLet me tell you something about the Mob. Back in their heyday, these old timers, they dealt in death and violence because of one thing: business. Not sport. They were smart. You punks are idiots.
Mac[to Stella] I love the smell of a cover-up in the afternoon, don't you?
MacWhen the Towers fell and Claire died, it was the clearest definition of what is unjust and unfair in this world, and I was powerless to do anything about it.
Mac Taylor[to Stella] That's what I like about you; you always get the details right.
Det. Mac TaylorOnce Steve came out of the bathroom, it all would have gone down as you planned it. Except something happened: I walked in. You may be an expert on the manipulation of bistable colorstaric crystals, but you wouldn't know a police officer if one walked right by you. Clark made me the second I walked in.
MacIt never ceases to amaze me how men of higher education can commit such...stupid crimes.
Det. Mac Taylor[about a little girl's teddy bear] So did Franklin help out or did he lawyer up?
Det. Mac TaylorThis whole thing was an insurance scam.
Mac[to Flack] Hey, you're sneezing on my crime scene.
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Lindsay MonroeAnna Belknap · 307 quotes
Stella BonaseraMelina Kanakaredes · 290 quotes
Jo DanvilleSela Ward · 283 quotes
Sheldon HawkesHill Harper · 182 quotes
Adam RossA.J. Buckley · 158 quotes
Sid HammerbackRobert Joy · 98 quotes
JLJamie Lovato54 quotes
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CWChristine Whitney21 quotes
LBLeonard Brooks17 quotes
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