This kid was subway-surfing...and he never made it out of the tube.
S2 E13Risk
QT Jammer. Most notorious trader in Manhattan. This guy was a Rambo. Half a billion in assets, trades commodities for a living. You think betting the NFL's tough, try betting on pork bellies, coffee, or grain. How do you bet on grain?
Look, what I don't spend I put in the bank.
[Stella's waiting in autopsy, and Sid wheels out the body]
Uh, sorry for the delay. QT and I were busy necking.
Come again?
Necking.
[Stella looks confused]
Looking at his neck.
Oh.
You don't think I'd kiss a corpse, do you?
Oh, no, no.
That's disgusting.
I agree.
As long as we've got that straight.
So, Sid,...cause of death?
CConductor
Subway surfing was a lot more popular in the late 80's, 90's, but we still get these doot-da-doots every once in a while.
Doot-da whats?
CConductor
Doot-da-doots. You know, idiot, moron, knucklehead. Where you from, Jersey?
[A few moments later]
Did anybody cause any trouble? Any doot-da-doots get your attention?
CConductor
That's very nice. She used it in a sentence.
QT Jammer's dead.
RReiter
What'd he do? Jump out a window?
Now why would you say that?
[Talking about the shark tooth]
This tooth came right from the shark's mouth. So, the person who owned it caught the fish or knew the person who did.
That could be in Australia for all we know.
Hmm. My friend Grateloupia turuturu would beg to differ.
Brown algae?
BMBobby Martin
It's a tragedy to all of us, Mrs Chandler, but the market goes on, by sunrise we'll be open for business and I'd be honored to make you a killing.
And I'd be honored to bust you for a killing.
As C-Exchange demands that all its brokers get printed when they get their Series 7 license....
What it didn't say was whether you take chloroform with your coffee.
Strange case, you know. Bar nuts, shark tooth, tropical fish.
Beta Splendon. Or Siamese Fighting Fish, to be exact. The brilliant colors are exclusive to males. Males in the same tank will kill each other.
Ironic.
No. Wild Wild Wet.
[laughs] Whoa. That's a very hip, very salacious Manhattan club. It just kind of popped in your head like that?
And your point?
[flustered] Well... well I just - just didn't think that you would just...
The bar's over on Broadway near Chelsea University, Fighting Fish on every table. It's a short train ride from where Randy Williams was found.
[impressed] Ah you're the man, you can hang anywhere you want, huh?
I was at the scene of a crime, Adam. The bouncers went a little overboard, ended up killing some kid from Staten Island. Shrimp cocktail is fantastic. Get me something more on that tooth.
[Mac leaves]
[nods] I like shrimp.
What's that bulge in your pocket? And don't get cute.
[On his way home from work, Danny had found a body in the subway. They are now done with the case, and he is leaving to go home once again]
[on the phone with Mac] I'm gonna go straight home without finding any bodies.
QT Jammer. The most notorious trader in Manhattan. This guy was a Rambo. Half a billion in assets, trades commodities for a living. You think betting the NFL's tough, tried betting on pork bellies, coffee, or grain. How do you bet on grain?
Listen, what I don't spend, I put in a bank. What makes a hotshot like this jump out his window? Bad day in the market?
Hurricane Katrina, terrorism, nuclear threat in North Korea, bird viruses. Commodities is a risky business. Anything at anytime can make the market tank.
Okay, I wanna box all his computers, take them back to the lab. Find out what kind of day he was really having.
[on the phone with Mac] I'm gonna go straight home, I'm not finding any bodies, trust me.
S2 E14Stuck on You
You guys are on the music promoter.
Like glue. [Mac walks away laughing]
He doesn't think that's funny. He's humoring you.
You don't know him like I do.
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