You guys are on the music promoter.
Like glue. [Mac walks away laughing]
He doesn't think that's funny. He's humoring you.
You don't know him like I do.
“Stuck on You” · Season 2, Episode 14
In this episode: Danny Messer (4), Lindsay Monroe (4), Mac Taylor (1), Don Flack (1), Stella Bonasera (1)
[seeing Mac playing bass in a club] Get outta here. You're kidding me? How did you know he played?
I figured it out. I could tell by the way he held the bass in the lab that he knew guitars and I knew he had a standing appointment on Wednesday. Could have been a shrink or yoga. But I took the music option.
I'm impressed.
Maybe you didn't know him as well as you thought.
[after indentifying the glue-victim as the music promoter] It's not as glamorous as I would have imagined. Where's the limo and the girls with the tight shirts?
Yeah, trust me. It's not like that at all.
You know more about this than your average CSI?
[in light reference to his baseball years] Yeah, I played for a while, enough to get a taste of the world, and that was enough for me.
[entering the lab, listing off] I've slept with a lot of women. Some wild, some crazy, some both.
[confused] 'Scuse me?
Carlo's words. Not mine.
[understanding] Ah.
'Shoulda swung by the hospital to meet this guy. He's a piece of work. He calls himself the new American playboy. Lives, drinks, and breathes women. Again his words. With that in mind, as far as jealous exes go, lot of 'em.
Looks like Carlo's emerged as our primary target.
Five minutes into the interview, I wanted to kill him.
[referring to a rock band] Wanna go see Rough Sects?
[Lindsay watches Mac shoot an arrow]
Another weapon you're an expert with. I don't know if I should be impressed or worried.
RMr. Runyon
You know what, can you give me the dead guy's address? I want to send his family some flowers just to say thanks, for ruining a day's business for me.
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