Oh Miss MacGyver... grab your camera! I've got a foreign print!
S2 E11Trapped
How does somebody get inside of a locked vault with only one door?
If Houdini were alive, we'd have our killer
[Lindsay and Mac are standing in front of a lube pit at a strip club]:
Might be something in there we can use to ID the customer our vic was wrestling.
Well, let me know if find anything. [Mac gives her a look and smiles] I'll get my boots. [Mac nods]
I just can't believe, two years have gone by, haven't heard one word and out of the blue Louie leaves me a message that says "I'm in the city, want to grab a beer?" Can only mean trouble.
Nah Danny, he's your brother, cut him some slack.
I don't know, you're right. If it's not trouble, he's probably looking for a handout.
[on panic-room monitor] You're telling me that this spaceship doesn't open up again until tomorrow morning?
S2 E12Wasted
So one of them died from the paint and the other one died for the paint.
Perfect timing, fellas. We are looking down from 22,300 miles from space.
We found our spores here on earth, Adam.
I am a scientist without a badge, Danny. Trust me.
You are as smart as you are beautiful.
Don't flirt with me, Hammerback.
Yes, Detective.
[walking away] Stay focused.
[looking down the drain] Are you good with a wrench?
[chuckling to himself] Am I good with a wrench....
[Adam's examining fungal spores, and Danny walks in]
Hmmm. Aspergillus Sydowii.
I was just thinking about that.
It's the, uh...fungal spores found on Jennifer Fazotti's body.
Fungal spores. Says they're indigenous to the Sahara desert.
How does an African fungus end up on a murder victim in New York City?
She may have been beautiful on the outside, but it was armageddon on the inside.
So our first victim died from the paint and our second victim died for the paint.
S2 E13Risk
[Lindsay walks into the crime scene dressed in formal wear. Mac is already there in formal wear, having been to the mayor's party]
Well, hello, Miss Monroe. You clean up nice. Were you at the mayor's party also?
I was at the opera.
I am hanging out with all the wrong people.
[Lindsay holds a shirt she ripped off a suspect who was trying to escape]
Nice collar, Montana.
18-hour shift wasn't enough? Now you're catching bodies on the way home?
Nah, the bodies are catching me.
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