CSI: NY · Season 2, Episode 13
“Risk” · Season 2, Episode 13
In this episode: Stella Bonasera (6), Danny Messer (5), Mac Taylor (4), Don Flack (4), Lindsay Monroe (3), Adam Ross (3), Sheldon Hawkes (1), Sid Hammerback (1)
[Lindsay walks into the crime scene dressed in formal wear. Mac is already there in formal wear, having been to the mayor's party]
Well, hello, Miss Monroe. You clean up nice. Were you at the mayor's party also?
I was at the opera.
I am hanging out with all the wrong people.
[Lindsay holds a shirt she ripped off a suspect who was trying to escape]
Nice collar, Montana.
18-hour shift wasn't enough? Now you're catching bodies on the way home?
Nah, the bodies are catching me.
This kid was subway-surfing...and he never made it out of the tube.
QT Jammer. Most notorious trader in Manhattan. This guy was a Rambo. Half a billion in assets, trades commodities for a living. You think betting the NFL's tough, try betting on pork bellies, coffee, or grain. How do you bet on grain?
Look, what I don't spend I put in the bank.
[Stella's waiting in autopsy, and Sid wheels out the body]
Uh, sorry for the delay. QT and I were busy necking.
Come again?
Necking.
[Stella looks confused]
Looking at his neck.
Oh.
You don't think I'd kiss a corpse, do you?
Oh, no, no.
That's disgusting.
I agree.
As long as we've got that straight.
So, Sid,...cause of death?
Subway surfing was a lot more popular in the late 80's, 90's, but we still get these doot-da-doots every once in a while.
Doot-da whats?
Doot-da-doots. You know, idiot, moron, knucklehead. Where you from, Jersey?
[A few moments later]
Did anybody cause any trouble? Any doot-da-doots get your attention?
That's very nice. She used it in a sentence.
QT Jammer's dead.
What'd he do? Jump out a window?
Now why would you say that?
[Talking about the shark tooth]
This tooth came right from the shark's mouth. So, the person who owned it caught the fish or knew the person who did.
That could be in Australia for all we know.
Hmm. My friend Grateloupia turuturu would beg to differ.
Brown algae?
It's a tragedy to all of us, Mrs Chandler, but the market goes on, by sunrise we'll be open for business and I'd be honored to make you a killing.
And I'd be honored to bust you for a killing.
As C-Exchange demands that all its brokers get printed when they get their Series 7 license....
What it didn't say was whether you take chloroform with your coffee.
Strange case, you know. Bar nuts, shark tooth, tropical fish.
Beta Splendon. Or Siamese Fighting Fish, to be exact. The brilliant colors are exclusive to males. Males in the same tank will kill each other.
Ironic.
No. Wild Wild Wet.
[laughs] Whoa. That's a very hip, very salacious Manhattan club. It just kind of popped in your head like that?
And your point?
[flustered] Well... well I just - just didn't think that you would just...
The bar's over on Broadway near Chelsea University, Fighting Fish on every table. It's a short train ride from where Randy Williams was found.
[impressed] Ah you're the man, you can hang anywhere you want, huh?
I was at the scene of a crime, Adam. The bouncers went a little overboard, ended up killing some kid from Staten Island. Shrimp cocktail is fantastic. Get me something more on that tooth.
[Mac leaves]
[nods] I like shrimp.
What's that bulge in your pocket? And don't get cute.
[On his way home from work, Danny had found a body in the subway. They are now done with the case, and he is leaving to go home once again]
[on the phone with Mac] I'm gonna go straight home without finding any bodies.
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