CSI: NY · Season 2
[seeing Mac playing bass in a club] Get outta here. You're kidding me? How did you know he played?
I figured it out. I could tell by the way he held the bass in the lab that he knew guitars and I knew he had a standing appointment on Wednesday. Could have been a shrink or yoga. But I took the music option.
I'm impressed.
Maybe you didn't know him as well as you thought.
[after indentifying the glue-victim as the music promoter] It's not as glamorous as I would have imagined. Where's the limo and the girls with the tight shirts?
Yeah, trust me. It's not like that at all.
You know more about this than your average CSI?
[in light reference to his baseball years] Yeah, I played for a while, enough to get a taste of the world, and that was enough for me.
[entering the lab, listing off] I've slept with a lot of women. Some wild, some crazy, some both.
[confused] 'Scuse me?
Carlo's words. Not mine.
[understanding] Ah.
'Shoulda swung by the hospital to meet this guy. He's a piece of work. He calls himself the new American playboy. Lives, drinks, and breathes women. Again his words. With that in mind, as far as jealous exes go, lot of 'em.
Looks like Carlo's emerged as our primary target.
Five minutes into the interview, I wanted to kill him.
[referring to a rock band] Wanna go see Rough Sects?
[Lindsay watches Mac shoot an arrow]
Another weapon you're an expert with. I don't know if I should be impressed or worried.
You know what, can you give me the dead guy's address? I want to send his family some flowers just to say thanks, for ruining a day's business for me.
You don't call, you don't write- I was beginning to think you were seeing other detectives, William.
When are these killers ever going to learn? You never leave a paper trail.
[bringing in some of the exotic cuisine] Who's going first?
You gotta be kidding.
Pass!
Uh-uh.
It's just protein. [takes a bite of fried tarantula and everyone looks on]
[smiling and holding out hand to Danny] Told you she'd do it.
[handing five dollars to Mac] All right, all right, here you go.
Okay! Pizza in my office. [Everyone but Lindsay and Danny leaves]
You bet Mac I wouldn't do it?
Yeah, what was I thinking? Never bet against a country girl.
[eating more] You know, actually it's not that bad.
Exotic cuisine. I'm talking about this thing that's going on at the Grand View Region this week. Black-tie affair and with the super-rich get together and they eat crazy stuff. I saw an ad for it yesterday.
Well that would explain the bow-tie, fancy-dress by the bed.
What do you think? You hungry?
Let's go.
[holds up a bowl of live centipedes, a delicacy] Want one?
[really grossed out] Uh, no, I ate already.
[nods sympathetically] They're not for everyone
I'm from the upper east side.
[Messer takes one and eats it]
Tastes like chicken, right?
No.
(later)
I can't believe you just ate that. (about the millipede)
Like swallowing a worm in a bottle of tequila.
The penal code is his personal to-do list. You name a section and he's violated it.
(holding her in his arms for an experiment) Look you promised me drinks for this, but I think I'm going to need some dinner too.
I'm not going to give you anything if you don't get going. Make tracks, cowboy.
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