TV show quotes
For every NYPD salary we no longer pay, we can hire three new civilians. You do the math, detective. The phrase is: bottom line. Three people for one.
If lab security is vulnerable, every piece of evidence we process can be called into question. What's the bottom line on that?
I understand your frustration. I get orders from the top, just like you. I don't have to like them, I just have to make them happen.
(childishly) Where's your girlfriend, Trev?
What girlfriend?
The rubber one.
(feigning offense) Danny! Silicone.
Oh yeah, right. Silicone.
(during a flashback)
I saw the magazine articles on those ruins in Peru. Brilliant discovery, a career maker. It was me, I got you there. I sold you my life, I sold you my reputation, I sold you my career, I sold you my existence!
(pushes Sutton to the wall) No! It was my hard work that got me there. You gave up on your life, and I took it, and turned it into something you couldn't. I don't owe you anything.
Looks like James Sutton fashioned himself a real Indiana Jones.
Until someone made this his last crusade.
That was my life.
That wasn't your life, this is. And for the next twenty five years, that life is the property of the New York State Department of Corrections.
You sure the package that that watch came in was untied and on the ground when you found that body?
I swear on my sister's eyes.
Your sister's blind, Walford.
My other sister, Chantelle.
So why is half the lab out in the hall watching you fly paper airplanes?
Um... uh... you know, that's a good point. And, um, I'm going to walk away and work and hopefully save my job.
(nervously) Was it, um, the paper airplanes? Or-or the-the dancing? It was the dancing, wasn't it? I mean I don't-I don't have to dance. And look, I know I say "what up" a lot, and I'll definitely limit the number of times that I say it, but you just need to tell me, boss, what I need to do and what I don't need to do and I'll do it, or I won't do it but you know 'cause this-this is just--
Adam, Adam. Take a breath.
So the night's not a total bust. But I still have to deal with this (looks over at numerous broken bottles and glasses on the floor). Perp's DNA and fingerprints could be right in front of us.
It's moments like this that I love that I'm not a lab rat.
You'll have to excuse the mess, we just had the place fumigated. (sees a roach and puts his briefcase down right on top of it) Clearly, they did a bang-up job. But uh, I guess it's just as well, we come from the same species, right? What, you don't like lawyer jokes?
I don't like lawyers.
Pill-popping whack-job split with the murder weapon.
How do you know the person who has it pops pills?
How do you know he doesn't?
(holds up the bagged gun) Because he is a she and I am clean as a whistle. Who's got it on me? (hands the bag over)
Nobody.
[Enters Mac's office] Yo, Boss.
Danny, what's up?
I put in for that vacation next month.
That's right, the, uh, trip to Costa Rica.
Yeah, Costa Rica. Well it fell through, so you can put me back on the schedule, alright?
Alright, I'll do that. Just let me know when you wanna take the time.
All right, thanks.
[Leaves the office]
[Enters Mac's office] Mac. Hey. Remember that wedding in Italy I told you about in March?
Girlfriend from college?
Very good. Well, they decided to postpone. So.
You want back on the schedule?
Yeah.
[Suspicious look] No problem.
Thanks.
[Leaves the office]
[Enters Mac's office] Hey, Mac.
Hold on. Don't tell me. Trip to San Francisco in January?
Yeah. Turns out San Francisco is closed in January. Strangest thing.
[Smiling] Get out of here. Go home.
[Hawkes leaves and Stella enters]
I should've known you'd orchestrate something like this.
It's only temporary. Everybody giving up a week of paid vacation for Adam buys him a little time.
Department doesn't just transfer vacation days. How'd you do it?
I've a friend at the Union who has a friend in the City Council who has a friend who has a friend.
Well you're a good friend, Stella Bonasera. And don't you forget that. So what about Buenos Aires?
Would have been a good trip.
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