Detective Jessica Angell quotes from CSI: NY

Detective Jessica Angell

Thanks for the tip. Turn around.

(about their suspect) Security claims they got her on camera, stealing men's clothing.

Danny

She's keeping busy. Maybe she's stealling for her boyfriend too.

Stella

Well, she's stealing a number of items in a variety of sizes.

Than she's not just stealing for two.

Danny

Probably fencing the stuff.

Angell

This is not pawn shop goods she's taking down. These are exclusive items.

Stella

For an exclusive clientele... she's a personal shop-lifter.

Det. Jessica Angell

Did it sound like it came from the apartment across the hall?

I assumed it didn't.

Detective Danny Messer

Why would you assume that?

Because I know my neighbor is out of town. He's in Boston.

Detective Danny Messer

So you know D.J. Melvoy?

No.

Det. Jessica Angell

But you just said he was in Boston.

No, I said my neighbor is in Boston.

Detective Danny Messer

Yeah, D.J. Melvoy.

No.

Detective Danny Messer

Whoa, whoa, who's on first here, huh? What's the name of the guy that lives across from you?

Justin McKinney.

Can I have your number?

Det. Jessica Angell

Why, are you in trouble?

No, but I'd like to be.

Danny

So did you give him your number?

Danny

So these guys are mailing the money somewhere.

Sheldon

Smart move. Not keeping the cash on them or in the apartment.

Angell

If you raise the ink from the pouch, maybe we can get an address.

Danny

Oh, what? You doing science now?

Angell

[Handing Mac an artist's representation of the killer] Here's our killer. It's all the information we were able to get from our witnesses.

Mac

So, we just need to find everybody with two eyes, a nose, and a mouth?

Angell

Hey. I thought you were off today.

Yeah, something came up with Danny. It - (looks up, seeing other Detectives nearby) It's a long story. How 'bout I tell you later over an Irish coffee?

Angell

I think I know just the place...

Detective Stella Bonasera

Your divorce was finalized a week ago. The judge who presided over it was just found dead. What would you call that?

A happy coincidence.

Angell

Is that supposed to be funny?

Depends. You have a sense of humor?

Angell

Depends. You're funny?

Angell

Fire department was en route to a structure fire on 49th when this thing...

Danny

Thing?

Angell

That's what they called it. Came flying at them like some flaming meteorite. Slammed right into the windshield.

Danny

Fire came to the firemen, it's gotta be a first.

Danny

Why'd you run when I badged you?

Street racing is illegal.

Angell

Thanks for the tip. Turn around.

Angell

(strapping on a kevlar vest, sees Flack staring at her) ...What?

(gruffly) You look good in a vest.

Angell

(laughs)

Danny

So the night's not a total bust. But I still have to deal with this (looks over at numerous broken bottles and glasses on the floor). Perp's DNA and fingerprints could be right in front of us.

Angell

It's moments like this that I love that I'm not a lab rat.

Danny

Pill-popping whack-job split with the murder weapon.

Angell

How do you know the person who has it pops pills?

Danny

How do you know he doesn't?

Angell

(holds up the bagged gun) Because he is a she and I am clean as a whistle. Who's got it on me? (hands the bag over)

Danny

Nobody.

Danny Messer

[impressed] High school wrestling team?

Detective Jessica Angell

Four older brothers.

Angell

We're going to have to confiscate every piece of baleen that you're selling in the store.

Look, you can take everything that you want, but you're gonna have to take my word along with it. I was angry at a lot of people over what happened to my family's property, but I believe deeply in karma, and somehow, I think that man did, too.