I've had some bad sex, but nothing that would warrant killing the guy.
S5 E6Enough
What's the deal with your funny money?
The value of the fake dollar just went up
S5 E7Dead Inside
So let me get this straight. People take the time to put down their darkest secrets and then they send them to someone they don't even know. Two questions: why and why?
They say confession is good for the soul.
You remember yesterday when you asked me if I wanted to break some rules? I do now.
You want to break some rules?
[fed up] Come on! You gotta be kidding me! [putting her head in her hands as Messer and Flack enter] Whose stupid idea was this?
Yours!
EMElla McBride
You always so confident and sure of everything?
99.2% of the time.
EElla
My dad worked with power tools his whole life. He nearly cuts his finger off slicing a bagel.
S5 E8My Name is Mac Taylor
Listen to me, somebody in your little entourage knows this guy, okay? We made a deal, you're a confidential informant and this little pow-wow that we're having is pay up time.
I'm aware of the deal we made, sorry I can't keep coming up with all the small change though, I'm beginning to smell like pork.
(to Gillian Whitmore) Inspector, we're both very busy, so simply put, if you tracked me down to ask me to remove myself from the Mac Taylor murder investigation, I'm afraid you gotta endure this mediocre cup of coffee for nothing.
Hey.
What are you still doing here?
Oh, some friends of mine stood me up for pizza so just down on top of things, ya know.
Mind if I join you?
Oh, no, no, please.
Okay, so what do we got? That doesn't look like work.
It really isn't. I was just curious. You know there are three Sheldon Hawkes in New York state and there are ten Danny Messers.
Yeah.
Don't tell Danny that.
There's also another six Adam Rosses and there's eighteen in New York state. I was just sitting here wondering, you know, what do they look like or what kind of lives do they live, you know?
Alright, what about me?
Uh, Stella Bonasera. There's only one.
Trust me, that's enough. Let's try Sid. [Searches] It's a ninety-year-old woman.
[laughs] I think he was named after his mother.
Alright, Don Flack.
Don Flack.
Oh, six.
Wow, six Don Flacks.
I like that name. Don Flack. [Deep voice] Detective Don Flack.
Look, I completely understand the frustration you're feeling.
MTMachiavelli Taylor
You're kidding me right? I mean, I get a call about an hour ago from somebody telling me that I need to report to this precinct because someone's trying to kill me. And you understand my frustration. [Mac looks away uncomfortably] Sorry, I didn't get your name. I'm sure we'd all like to know the name of the officer who understands our frustration.
It's Detective. Detective Mac Taylor.
S5 E9The Box
Growing up all I wanted to do was play ball. That's all I could think about when I was a kid. One day starting in the majors. Crazy thing, I was actually making it happen. I was playing really well in the minors. Then one game everything changed. Whole day this pitcher is trying to shut me down throwing me inside, throwing me inside. And bottom of the eighth, he finally catches me, right in the head. So I figure I'm gonna put one in his head now. Before I could even get to the mound, the benches clear and I'm caught in a pile-up. Shattered my wrist. Baseball was over and I was having one of those, ya know, 'what now?' moments. But uhh, I guess back then, things were a little easier. All I had to do was change my career.
(on discovering a picture locket) Found a piece of jewellery in pretty good shape.
Based on age, I'd say they're probably the victim's parents.
The job never gets easier does it?
I can tell you I've been working here twenty-nine years. That's 4846 cases and names I will never forget. What gets me through are people like them. Folks who are going to be looking to me for answers.
Maybe this time they broke in to dump a car.
And a few spare body parts.
(as she comes out of the bathroom) You okay?... You alright?
... I'm pregnant.
(Sighs) You sure?
(she hands him a picture of the sonogram)
How long have you known?
A few weeks.
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