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CSI: NY · Season 5, Episode 4

“Sex, Lies, and Silicone” quotes from CSI: NY

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“Sex, Lies, and Silicone” · Season 5, Episode 4

In this episode: Don Flack (2), Mac Taylor (1), Danny Messer (1), Lindsay Monroe (1), Sinclair (1)

(as Flack is pushing a life sized silicone doll on a package cart down the sidewalk)

Wow. Okay. How weird was that? There's no way that one of these could replace a real woman!

Oh I don't know, Linds. They're not bad looking. Think of all the money your guy could save on dinner.

(suddenly upset) A doll?! I mean, I could understand if you dumped me for a real woman but a piece of plastic?! What does she have that I don't have, huh?

(to sidewalk-cafe customers) Forgive my wife. She's not well. (to Lindsay as the walk) Imma get you for that, Monroe. Big-time.

For every NYPD salary we no longer pay, we can hire three new civilians. You do the math, detective. The phrase is: bottom line. Three people for one.

If lab security is vulnerable, every piece of evidence we process can be called into question. What's the bottom line on that?

I understand your frustration. I get orders from the top, just like you. I don't have to like them, I just have to make them happen.

(childishly) Where's your girlfriend, Trev?

TJTrevor Jones

What girlfriend?

The rubber one.

(feigning offense) Danny! Silicone.

Oh yeah, right. Silicone.

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