(To Adam) Fascinating. Now clear the rest of the guns, and don't ever call me M.T. Again (Smacks him at the back of his head)
S9 E6The Lady in the Lake
Give me some good news.
My 14-year-old daughter broke up with her boyfriend.
A poor girl trying to look rich.
Cinderella story.
Last week, I was a bit short with you.
You made your point. Already forgotten.
Yo! NYPD.
Why does that never work?
I'm not holding, man. Search me all you want.
Here's something you've never heard a cop say: I'm gonna take your word for it.
Assault, fraud, burglary, possession of meth, trafficking in meth, trafficking in proscribed wildlife.
Proscribed wildlife?
I'm diversifying.
How about murder?
Yeah, stick it all on me. I'm a pincushion, baby. Just for giggles, who'd I kill?
How'd you cut your hand?
Are you kidding me? I would never...
That's not the answer I'm looking for, Skiver.
Uh... it's a bite, feeding the toucan. Those things are nasty.
Thought you were going to come up with something lame.
She was going out?
Yeah. With Richie Rich. The boyfriend.
A toucan? Really?
Had a cousin that worked with birds. They can be vicious.
Who catalogs every plant in Central Park?
I'm guessing single guy, no kids.
You ever see me rip up a check for 50 grand, do me a favor and shoot me.
Consider it done.
(About a case resembling Cinderella story) It does connect to Ashley Braden. I filled in the missing letters. Fits like a glass slipper, no?
So did the prince do it or not?
DDee
Even if he did the crime, he won't be doing the time.
Whoa, my story, my moral.
Do you believe in luck?
Well, uh, Seneca said: luck is the intersection of preparation and opportunity.
Well, then opportunity just knocked.
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