Joseph Skiver quotes from CSI: NY

I'm not holding, man. Search me all you want.

Here's something you've never heard a cop say: I'm gonna take your word for it.

Assault, fraud, burglary, possession of meth, trafficking in meth, trafficking in proscribed wildlife.

Jo

Proscribed wildlife?

I'm diversifying.

Jo

How about murder?

Yeah, stick it all on me. I'm a pincushion, baby. Just for giggles, who'd I kill?

How'd you cut your hand?

Are you kidding me? I would never...

That's not the answer I'm looking for, Skiver.

Uh... it's a bite, feeding the toucan. Those things are nasty.

Jo

Thought you were going to come up with something lame.

Jo

She was going out?

Yeah. With Richie Rich. The boyfriend.