This is the first time a roller coaster has derailed in Clark County. Huge criminial and civil liabitilities issues, so keep it quiet. Photograph the scene. Bag and tag the detritus. Forklift anything bigger than Greg. We're going to put up a tent on the other side of the parking lot for crime scene reconstruction. Questions?
Yeah. What's that guy doing so far away from the others?
Curious, isn' t it? [walks away]
So when he asks if anybody has any questions he's not really asking?
There are three things in human life that are important, the first is to be kind, the second one is to be kind and the third one is to be kind.
Very good, author of one of the greatest horror stories ever written, Turn of the Screw, and I'm looking for one.
I found something a little unusual for a roller coaster. Not a sailor but a...
Semen. Sex on the roller coaster?
Or some kid shaking hands with Shorty.
The release of epinephrine and adrealine while riding a roller coaster can produce a stimlatory effect. It enhances ejaculation.
Shoots my theory to hell. Nobody tampers with their sex machine.
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