Anyone touch the bag since?
HHank
With that smell?
I thought you Emergency Service guys were tougher than that.
HHank
Hey, I'm plenty tough.
Down, boy. It was a joke.
(to Sara) Nothing like flirting over a D.B. (laughs)
S2 E4Bully for You
So how's your new toy working out?
It's been downsized.
Bummer. I know how you wanted to see that thing work.
Well, it's the same difference, really. Air is drawn into the last tube the chalk absorbs the chemicals from the air. And mass spec will break it down at the lab.
So why did you need the expensive one in the first place?
'Cause it was cool. (Cath smiles at his honesty)
'Nick: Shut up. She was not.
I saw her in action.
Really?
Yeah, she was.
Catherine?
(walks in and smiles) I was what?
I was just telling Nick how you were a big bully in high school.
A bully? All right, I guess I was. But, I mean, not the kind that people want to take a gun out and shoot.
No.
No, no. You were the kind that guys fall all over themselves trying to impress.
(smiling) Like you, Nick, huh? (Cath puts a hand on his shoulder for emphasis, he gets it. And sits down) Oh, Nick...what were you in high school?
Me? I was, uh...I was "dependable".
Dependable.
Mmhmm.
Dependable jock, dependable stoner?
No. Never a strap, never a smoker. Just all-around "dependable" guy, I guess.
What Nick's trying to say he was unpopular. (Cath laughs. Sara walks into the break room)
Nick, Ronny's got something on Liquid Man, says it's hot.
Great. (gathers things and gets up)
Hey Sara, what were you in high school?
Science nerd. (Nick walks past her and sniffs)
You changed? (whispers) But you still smell. Let's go. (they leave)
So that leaves you, Warrick. What were you?
Oh, I was short, I had big feet, thick glasses.
You?
Yeah. I got pushed around by all the guys and never got any play from the girls.
The girls didn't even notice your eyes?
No, they used to tease me about my eyes. Called me names.
Aww, well, what do they know? They're your best feature.
(Sara is working on the decomp and Hank finds her in the lab, and she excuses herself for a minute)
Give me a mint.
(laughs) You're going to need more than one.
Just give me.
Let me guess. Decomp in an enclosed space?
Yeah.
Yeah, in a zip bag.
Lemons.
What?
Use lemons. (Grissom mimics squeezing lemons on his own head to demonstrate what he means)
From the sound of it, I'd say he's been dead about two months.
Sound? (David shakes the bag, liquid sloshes around inside it)
So were you a jock or a brain?
I was a ghost.
S2 E5Scuba Doobie-Doo
What's your pulse at now?
Hey, I just talked to your partner. Working this case without me, huh?
Hmm?
Greg Sanders?
Leggo my Greggo. He's a CSI wannabe. Please.
You just made yourself useful, my friend.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
'Greg: How?
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
A square of nine dots on paper and you can only draw four lines to connect them... without the pen ever leaving the paper.
Right. Think outside the box.
Mr. Renteria, your apartment walls are covered in human blood. Are you aware of that?
CRClifford Renteria
Yeah.
Do you have an explanation?
CRClifford Renteria
It's my blood.
Your blood?
You got a stigmata?
CRClifford Renteria
No. I get nosebleeds.
ORO'Riley
Hey. I don't even know where to start with this one. Take a look at that. A scuba diver... up a tree.
Wow.
How the hell he'd get up there?
Hey, coffee boy. Where's my DNA? Cigarette butt? Match book time-delay device? Hair spray? Any of this sound familiar?
'Greg: Bags under the eyes, coffee cups, stress face. Any of this look familiar? I'm working on it.
Did Grissom put his stuff in front of mine?
(Catherine is walking by DNA)
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