TMTeri Miller
It's kind of like that old saying: 'How a person does one thing is...
... how a person does everything.'
(They may have found a piece of bone and Grissom sticks it in his mouth)
S1 E14To Halve and to Hold
'Catherine: (alarmed) What are you doing?
Bones are porous. They stick to the tongue (puts piece in mouth again) and this doesn't stick. (puts it back down) It's a piece of rock.
I-I hope you had your hepatitis B shot. (Grissom gets up and starts searching for more bones, Catherine follows) Did you? (Cuts to Grissom and Catherine walking toward a cadet, who may have found a piece of bone)
Could be a piece of wrist bone.
Well, do you want to suck on it? To be sure?
[Referring to a victim's vagina] It DOES tell a monologue.
'Sara: So, ladies of the wedding party, you get a free course in the forensics of sexual intercourse. Secrets of our trade. Lynn, when you had your exam for sexual assault a SART nurse makes a clock like this. (turns around and picks up a piece of chalk to illustrate on the blackboard) This is the vagina. It does tell a monologue. Some bruising is normal when sex occurs. Injuries at 11:00 ... 12:00 or 1:00 indicate consensual sex or what we would call "avid." Injuries around the dinner hour ... five, six, or seven, indicate forced entry. The woman hasn't done anything to help her partner thus sustaining serious bruising.
Sidle, I'm going to be just outside the door.
Skeletal muscle of Mel Bennett. It goes in... contents come out. In 30 seconds.. bioassay. I like saying that word. Bioassay. Sounds nubian.
So, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
How amazing the universe is. Everything made from the same carbon, stars to trees, trucks to human bones.
Uh, no, I was thinking that we have about 100 bone fragments. We could ID this body before the end of the shift.
Hmm.
Stars and trucks?
(About a bone that was found in the desert) Well, it is a leg bone and my guess is that it didn't walk out here by itself.
It could have been a hiker who got lost. It's interesting to me how you always expect the worst.
You see, that way I'm never disappointed. And sometimes I'm nicely surprised. So, is this a crime scene?
Potential crime scene. Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?
Catherine: Yes professor. I, too, took osteology.
Well, 205 more bones and we have a complete skelton. If we find the rest then we can determine if or if not it was a murder.
Well, I feel it in everyone of my 206 bones that this was a murder.
S1 E15Table Stakes
[To Grissom, who is staring in awe at a group of showgirls who pass by] Close your mouth.
[Warrick is unhappy about Catherine assigning him to a different case]
419 at The Sphere, glass elevator. You're on it.
This is a big case. I'm in a groove here.
Well, groove on down to the Strip.
Whatever happened to "You cross the tape, you go the distance"?
I was probably saying that to get you to service my needs at the time.
You want to take that thing off your head, Greg? It's evidence.
Cool your jets, Cath. I already got all the evidence out of it. Now, it's all woman. Did you ever wear one of these when you were dancing?
I wore nothing but skin.
Ooh.(standing behind Greg is Grissom. Catherine sees Grissom and clears her throat. Greg turns around and finds himself face to face with Grissom. He takes the headpiece off of his head and reports) I, uh, compared the DNA from the tooth with hair follicles found inside the headdress. I think we have a match, sir. And I think we may have a homicide. Excuse me. (Greg steps back into his lab. Catherine suppresses a grin and looks at Grissom)
(Warrick has just gone in a pool to collect evidence)
(laughing) Marco? (Warrick dives under the water and gets the evidence and comes back up)
Polo.
(teasing) You want to get out of there, sir? Pool closed at sundown.
(joining in on teasing) Can I get you a towel, sir? (Warrick gets out of the pool)
(dryly): Yeah, please.
(Sara's mad after getting called into work on her day off) What am I? Working food and beverage at one of the hotels? I haven't had a day off in three weeks. I mean if they're gonna call me in at least throw me a bone. Gimme the 419 on the elevator.
Someone's bitter.
I'm tired!
You? Tired? I thought you never sleep. (Sara fakes a yawn, Nick chuckles) Nice, nice. (they walk into DNA and Greg's blasting music)
What up, G?
You're awake. I hate you.
Couple glasses of Merlot, a rack of lamb on my day off. I slept like a baby yesterday. You look horrible.
Thanks, Greg. (Greg looks at Nick)
Don't look at me. I got 'sunshine' all night. (Nick glances over at Sara who glares back at him, definitely catching exactly who he's calling "sunshine") Check for DNA in the sexual assault kit and the fingernail, please.
Everything has to be in CODIS ASAP.
Oh, is that all? I want to know who's going to authorize my overtime?
Suck it up, Greg. You're well-rested. (walks away)
(to Nick) You want a valium for her?
I heard that!
This Chilean sea bass is excellent.
So is this.
Okay, you got your missing widow. Her bloody tooth found in her own
bedroom which is currently occupied by two moes.
"Moes." I'm rubbing off on you. (Brass steals a bite of Sara's food)
No, you're not, and stay away from my seabass.
DDancer
Hi. Do you need a hand with that?
Uh... no, thanks. I'll be fine.
DDancer
Are you a doctor?
Of sorts. I'm just, um... looking around.
DDancer
See anything you like?
'Grissom: Yes. I do. (he picks up a music box, the dancer walks away)
Catherine? (he opens the box and it play music) Tchaikovsky's "Waltz of the Flowers". (he looks underneath the music box and grins)
What? Why are you smiling?
'Grissom: It's playing our song.
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