Scenes with Greg Sanders 151
So, Greg, how do you explain adhesive and toilet bowl cleanser on the gun?
Greg I don't know. I can tell you the toilets in the club had blue water.
Grissom' : You inspected the toilet bowls for evidence?
Greg' : Well, when you got to go, you got to go.
Hodges' : Whew.
Everybody knows you hold it.
You go across the street or next-door, somewhere other than the scene, until you've cleared the restroom. Did you clear the restroom?
Greg No.
Well, you could've flushed away evidence, wiped away fingerprints from the handle. Make sure you include this in your field notes.
I saw your presentation on longitudinal striations of the toenail in Dallas, A.A.F.S.? Really good work.
Thank you. Thank you so much. And you are?
Oh, I'm Chandra. Chandra Moore. I'm the new DNA person.
Greg Well, that's the plan anyway.
Greg Nick! This is Chandra.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, the new DNA girl. Right?
B.S. in bio-chem. M.S. in molecular biology. Five years of service in DNA at the CCL.
O-kay, well, I'm going to go use the no-pressure, no-AC, stinks-of-feet shower. So... welcome.
Greg Grissom, I'd like to introduce you to Chandra Moore.
Pleased to meet you sir, I'm a fan.
You're eminating heat. This is a new infared camera. It's good for looking at evidence in the dark. (to Greg) Did you get her blood yet?
(walking towards Grissom angry) Grissom? You can't possibly call that thing my office it's a cupboard.
Catherine, I'd like you to meet Chandra Moore. She'll be doing DNA when Greg's in the field.
Hello, I'm Catherine. (she turns right back to Grissom without giving Chandra a chance to introduce herself) We need to talk.
Well, not now... too much work.
If you're gonna be sick, Greg, do it in the sink.
Greg I don't feel sick.
Greg What are you doing?
Good you're here. (throws a cup at him) Fill this up for me will ya?
Greg With what?
It's a urine specimen cup, Greg. What do ya think?
Greg (scoffs) Okay.
(A little later Greg comes back with the cup filled)
That took a long time. You may need a prostate exam.
Greg My prostate is just fine. I'm not a soda fountain.
Well, hopefully you are, 'cause I need a number two as quickly as possible.
Greg What is this all about?
The victims body was found in the sewer. Ambient temperature 80 degrees. The corrosive chemicals caused the body to decompose faster than normal. And I wanna find out how much faster. Today.
Greg This is some kind of CSI hazing. Make me appreciate blood and semen more.
I heard you finally lost your virginity. (Greg gives her a look and Sara smiles) First autopsy, how was it?
Greg It was fine. How was your first time? How'd you react?
Greg I didn't puke.
Greg Just hedging my bets.
Greg Well, I need field experience, but before I get that, I need to find a replacement. So far, I'm oh-for-one. Plus, she's hot and thinks you're a tool, so I'm way ahead.
This counts as field work, you know.
Greg Oh, I'm smiling on the inside.
Dirty laundry or garbage? (before Greg can answer) You know what? You take garbage.
Greg Thanks.
Greg (to Mia): So would you like to grab a bite later? I know a diner down the street that serves a mean liver and onions.
Greg Never ever?
I don't like expectorant.
Greg Really?
Kitchen staff talk while they prepare your food and then the wait staff repeats your order over the plate, and by the time you get your meal, there are several DNA samples coating it.
Greg Wow.
Yeah. No, thank you. I don't eat birthday cake either.
Greg Oh, blowing out the candles.
Ugh. Don't get me started.
Greg Mia Dickerson, Warrick Brown.
Look, I already know you have a running bet with another CSI over how long the new hire lasts, so let's skip it. You got something for DNA?
Nine vibrators, five plugs and four strands of beads.
Greg And a partidge in a pear tree. Some kids are happy playing in the sandbox, others want every toy in the store. And apparently these are dishwasher safe.
I'll swab the nooks and crannies for semen and vaginal secretions and epthelials, but don't get your hopes up.
Greg Oh, my money's on bag number two.
Greg Just like being back in college, right?
Sara said you didn't lose your virginity until you were twenty-two.
Greg [Ignoring her] : Grissom and I figured that they practiced safe sex so we checked their trash. Check them inside and out, please.
I've analyzed condoms before, Greg. Just not in bulk.
(to Greg) Good thing you didn't need to take a spelling test to work the field, funtain water!
Greg My people are Norwegian, that's how we spell it.
Greg So was the funtain water in her lungs?
(to Greg) What's with the tape?
Greg The evidence wasn't co-operating so I stuck it to 'em.
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