Grissom
That took a long time. You may need a prostate exam.
Greg
My prostate is just fine. I'm not a soda fountain.
Grissom
Well, hopefully you are, 'cause I need a number two as quickly as possible.
Greg
What is this all about?
Grissom
The victims body was found in the sewer. Ambient temperature 80 degrees. The corrosive chemicals caused the body to decompose faster than normal. And I wanna find out how much faster. Today.
Greg
This is some kind of CSI hazing. Make me appreciate blood and semen more.
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