Mia and Greg in “Swap Meet”

Nine vibrators, five plugs and four strands of beads.

And a partidge in a pear tree. Some kids are happy playing in the sandbox, others want every toy in the store. And apparently these are dishwasher safe.

I'll swab the nooks and crannies for semen and vaginal secretions and epthelials, but don't get your hopes up.

Oh, my money's on bag number two.

Twenty-six used condoms.

Just like being back in college, right?

Sara said you didn't lose your virginity until you were twenty-two.

I've analyzed condoms before, Greg. Just not in bulk.