Chandra Moore quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Chandra Moore

Warrick, right?

Warrick

Yeah.

Chandra Moore

I saw your presentation on longitudinal striations of the toenail in Dallas, A.A.F.S.? Really good work.

Warrick

Thank you. Thank you so much. And you are?

Chandra Moore

Oh, I'm Chandra. Chandra Moore. I'm the new DNA person.

Greg

Well, that's the plan anyway.

Greg

Nick! This is Chandra.

Chandra Moore

Chandra Moore.

Nick

Oh, yeah. Yeah, the new DNA girl. Right?

Chandra Moore

B.S. in bio-chem. M.S. in molecular biology. Five years of service in DNA at the CCL.

Nick

O-kay, well, I'm going to go use the no-pressure, no-AC, stinks-of-feet shower. So... welcome.

Greg

Grissom, I'd like to introduce you to Chandra Moore.

Chandra

Pleased to meet you sir, I'm a fan.

Grissom

Wow, you're hot.

Chandra

I'm... I'm sorry.

Grissom

You're eminating heat. This is a new infared camera. It's good for looking at evidence in the dark. (to Greg) Did you get her blood yet?

Chandra

My...why?

Grissom

So many reasons.

Catherine

(walking towards Grissom angry) Grissom? You can't possibly call that thing my office it's a cupboard.

Grissom

Catherine, I'd like you to meet Chandra Moore. She'll be doing DNA when Greg's in the field.

Catherine

Hello, I'm Catherine. (she turns right back to Grissom without giving Chandra a chance to introduce herself) We need to talk.

Grissom

Well, not now... too much work.