Sara Sidle quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Greg

Hey, I hear you're working on Hank's case.

Sara

I believe it's my case.

Greg

Territorial. You know, guys don't like that.

Sara

You're crowding me, Greg.

Greg

Well, I have some information that'll bring us even closer.

Sara

Diane Lambart lived two hours away. If she drove into Vegas with the intention of using it as a murder weapon. I'd imagine she'd be pretty stressed.

Dr. Robbins

Kamikaze Grandma.

Sara

What do you think caused these marks?

Hodges

Give me more time. I'm not a miracle worker.

Sara

Well, that's obvious, Hodges. If you were a miracle worker, you wouldn't be rude.

Hodges

I wasn't being rude. I was being curt. Rude would be, "When I know, you'll know." Friends?

Sara

No.

Nick

You sure you don't want me to do this?

Sara

Are you kidding? I live for this. I mean, Shelley Stark and I are the same height and weight.

Nick

Yeah, but you're taller, thinner.

Sara

Oh, butter that toast, Nick.

Sara

You got a minute?

Grissom

I was just leaving.

Sara

Yeah, the schedule says you're off tonight.

Grissom

I am.

Sara

Me too.

Grissom

You should be on paid leave.

Sara

I'm fine.

Grissom

You were fortunate and I'm not talking about the explosion.

Sara

You, uh, you talked to Brass.

Grissom

And Nick.

Sara

We got the guy.

Grissom

Is that all you have to say?

Sara

Would you like to have dinner with me?

Grissom

No.

Sara

Why not? Let's... let's have dinner... let's see what happens.

Grissom

Sara... I don't know what to do about this.

Sara

I do... you know by the time you figure it out, it really could be too late.

Catherine

Whoa, this isn't half bad for college kids.

Sara

Yeah, why live in a one room flea bag when you can pool your resources and live like this.

Catherine

Hey how about it, you, me, Warrick, Nick, Grissom?

Sara

Oh, nah, not Grissom.

Catherine

What the hell is this?

Ma'am, you may want to take one of these. [The officer hands Sara an umbrella]

Sara

Thank you, thanks!

Catherine

Where's the body?

Upstairs.

Sara

Upstairs?

Yeah.

Catherine

It's raining MAN JUICE?

Sara

Hallelujah?

You might want to wear these.

Sara

Thank you.

Sara

Girl's out at the lake. She meets some random guy she knows nothing about and she goes off with him.

Hodges

She places herself in a bad situation.

Sara

And bad things happen.

Trade you a hammer for a screw.

Sara

Name please.

Tell you mine, you tell me yours. Uh, come on baby, stuck with these ugly fools all day, pretty girl comes by, just having a little fun.

Sara

Yeah, a murder always makes me feel a little randy too.

Sara

You're not a victim, you were a lure. Do you know how many people don't report a rape because they're afraid that no one will believe them?

Of course. That's what I was counting on.

Sara

I'm gonna do everything in my power to make sure you're tried as an adult.

Good luck. I dress up real nice. Couple barretts, little lace collar, two dead parents. I'll be the saddest little girl in the world.

Sara

Clothing, $85. Earrings, $30. Latte, $4. Getting away with murder...

Grissom

Priceless.

Greg

No she didn't.

Sara

Greg, she told Warrick she put peanut butter in the chili.

Greg

I don't care if Mr. Peanut was taking a bath in the vic's lunch. It's not what killed him.

Grissom

Apis mellifera.

Sara

We're looking for another body.

Grissom

Sara?

Sara

Hmm?

Grissom

Do you have any duct tape in your kit?

Sara

Yeah, that's what I use to keep it together.

What are you looking for?

Sara

A six-letter word.

Grissom

P-I-S-T-O-L? It's not the word we were looking for, but it's interesting.

Warrick

This is, like, a two- $300 la Perla Nightie, ripped to shreds.

Sara

Oh, looks comfortable.

Warrick

It's not designed to stay on that long.