Nick Stokes quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Nick

Isn't this a little Cirque du Soleil?

Nick

[to Ray] You know, I'd give you a hug right now, but unfortunately, you're evidence, if you know what I mean.

Greg

I've got to warn you, oral swabs don't always read right. Vaginal swabs? No problem. Anal swabs? Money.

Nick

Anal swabs?

Greg

Anal swabs.

Nick

How do you know all this crap?

Grissom

It's our job to know stuff.

Sara

You're standing in my crime scene.

Nick

No, you're in mine.

Sara

You got audio, I wanted that.

Nick

I out rank you.

Sara

Technicality, who'd Grissom handpick to work here?

Nick

Keep telling yourself that.

Nick

Yeah, but I got her a chem set.

Sara

You keep that; might learn something.

Nick

Stop flirting with me.

Nick

I can't believe I used to live in a place like this.

Sara

And here I had all this respect for you.

Sara

[to Warrick]: Fine suit.

Sara

[to Nick] And well, just fine.

Nick

That's harassment.

Sara

Hey, we have one locker room and it's my job to be observant.

Nick

Ten bucks says the owner sells the house.

Grissom

By law you've got to disclose everything. Three bedrooms, two baths, and a skeleton.

Greg

So, how many grains of sand in the ocean, huh?

Nick

I don't care about the ocean, just the sand in my skeleton. Can you pinpoint a beach?

Greg

I don't know. I might have to do some field research to find out. You think Grissom would let me go to Hawaii? (Nick sees Grissom in the doorway)

Nick

(to Greg) Why don't you ask him yourself?

Grissom

Ask me what?

Greg

Oh, nothing. I, uh ... I was just telling Nick about your sand. Well, it's not sand. It's not natural anyway. Here, check this out. (Grissom looks through the mircoscope at the sand) Now, if this were natural sand, the surface would be smooth. This looks more like Fremont Street on a Saturday night... rough.

Nick

Could the particles be sediment from the concrete where we found her?

Greg

No. No way. I analyzed the mineral content. It's feldspar and quartz. That's crushed gray sandstone. It's man-made, in a rock crusher.

Nick

What does that mean?

Grissom

It means she wasn't killed in Hawaii. (Greg freezes when he realized Grissom heard him before) Other than that, he has no idea. (Nick laughs)

Grissom

It's a six-by-three-foot section. When the concrete dried it preserved a partial impression of our Jane Doe. Did you find out anything about the house?

Nick

I pulled the permits. Summercliff was built five years ago on nothing but desert.

Grissom

That would explain why the body was so desiccated.

Nick

House was sold subsequent to completion, so the homeowner isn't a suspect. Homicide is running a missing persons check.

Grissom

Well, if it wasn't for a leaky pipe she might have been down there forever.

Nick

I think our killer was counting on that.

Grissom

Based on the auricular surface I'd say she died when she was about twenty.

Nick

She?

Grissom

It's in the hips. Pelvic bone is definitely female. You know, for a ladies' man you don't know much about bone structure.

Brass

(looking at Jesse's polygraph results) Well, the sick bastard is on the up and up. Except your last question. Your "Why"?

Catherine

That they killed the family so they could be together?

Brass

Operator says his respiratory reactions were inconsistent. He's lying.

Nick

We got them both. I don't much care why they did it.

Warrick

I'm with you there.

Grissom

I care. I don't like holes. What are they hiding?

Nick

You look a little tired. Want me to give you a bottle, make you go night night?

Warrick

Want me to clack that jaw and make you go night night?

Warrick

There's other questions to answer first.

Nick

Like what?

Warrick

Footprints and tire treads.

Nick

I hate you.

Warrick

You love me. Who are you kidding?