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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 1, Episode 1

Greg and Nick in “Pilot”

Greg

I've got to warn you, oral swabs don't always read right. Vaginal swabs? No problem. Anal swabs? Money.

Nick

Anal swabs?

Greg

Anal swabs.

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