I can't believe I used to live in a place like this.
And here I had all this respect for you.
“Pledging Mr. Johnson” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Gil Grissom (5), Catherine Willows (5), Nick Stokes (2), Sara Sidle (2), Greg Sanders (1), Warrick Brown (1)
[After finding out the drowned woman had fried calamari before she died]
Now tell me, why are we here?
'Cuz it's the only place within ten miles of Calville Bay that serves calamari.
And you know this because...?
I come here for calamari.
Oh. Alone?
No. Sometimes I have a beer with it.
[to Catherine after finding a severed leg] Well Watson, the game's afoot.
RDr.Robbins
The leg was severed post-mortem.
Well, that's good news.
RDr.Robbins
How do you figure?
Would you want to be alive while your leg's being cut off?
[to Warrick]: Fine suit.
[Warrick and Nick turn around to find Sara in the locker room]
[to Nick] And well, just fine.
That's harassment.
Hey, we have one locker room and it's my job to be observant.
What's Grissom doing?
He's trying to find a missing boat.
And let me guess, Catherine got bored?
Well you know Grissom, the shortest distance between two points is science. For Catherine, it's pounding the pavement.
No. No way, use your own hand.
Come on, Catherine, my hand's too big.
No!
It's the only way we can print her. Her skin on your hand should fit like a leather glove.
May I take your hand?
You just compromised our investigation.
He deserved to know the truth.
Knowing how she died, yes. Knowing that she had an affair -- how does that bring closure?
I guess you just have to be on the wrong end of an affair to understand.
You can't make this about Eddie. Look, you hurt our case because your ex hurt you.
We bring ourselves to our cases. We can't help it. I knew how Barger felt. Would you just relax? I didn't give him chapter and verse.
You can't give him anything, Catherine. We're scientists. We're not psychiatrists or victims' rights advocates.
You're right, you know. I should be just like you. Alone in my hermetically sealed condo watching discovery on the big screen working genius- level crossword puzzles, but no relationships. No chance any will slop over into a case. Right. I want to be just like you.
Technically, it's a townhouse. And the crosswords are advanced, not genius. But you're right. I'm deficient in a lot of ways. But I never screw up one of my cases with personal stuff.
Grissom ... what personal stuff?
Look ... could we have a truce?
I would love to.
Good.
But let me do all the talking to the husband and the boyfriend.
He had to say it.
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