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Corner Gas · Season 2

“Whataphobia” quotes from Corner Gas

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“Whataphobia” · Season 2

In this episode: Brent (2), Oscar (2), Wanda (2), Hank (2), Lacey (1), Karen (1), Davis (1)

You're about to watch yourself lose a customer!

MMan

I let you play here for free.

Not any more you don't.

Phobias are irrational, they don't have to make sense. Don't you guys have any?

Fears? Not really. I mean, just the standard stuff, you know. Pirates, vampires, Sasquatch, intimacy, commitment.

What about you?

None come to mind. Being intimate with a Sasquatch.

I'm like Wanda, I don't have any fears.

What about bees?

I don't have any bees either. [Pause] Oh, fear of bees, right, yeah.

Fear is natural. It's what makes us human. It's what separates us from the animals.

That, and opposable thumbs. And pants.

Rollerblading.

Any kind of bipedal locomotion.

We can make fire. Animals can't make fire.

Well, if you don't count dragons.

Actually, there's a lot that separates us from animals.

You had me at pants.

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