Uh … I came to use your skate sharpener.
Getting ready for the season opener, eh? Geez, I can't wait.
I heard we almost lost Brent.
What do you mean?
The Stonewood Saints asked him to play for their team.
They what? Sons of... How would they like it if we went there and burnt down their rink?
That genuinely seems like an appropriate response to you?
Over-celebrating a bit for a tie, aren't we boys?
You're just upset because you didn't win! You poor tie-ers!
Yeah, sleep well tonight knowing you don't suck less than we do!
Riverdogs almost win!
They're frightened and confused by the weird newness.
They're ranklin' at the weird newness.
It's a premature! [meaning offside]
Did you turn it off?
Yes I turned it off.
I think it's having a seizure.
It's okay, the carb's just sucking on the fuel pump.
I feel like we should shoot it.
I'll remember that when you start coughing.
If I ever make sounds like this, I'll welcome the bullet.
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