Lacey quotes from Corner Gas

Lacey

Seriously, Wanda. I need your complete, impartial opinion.

Wanda

Alright. I'll be completely impartial. I'll listen to you and Dinglenuts(referring to Hank).

Hank

D-dinglenuts?

Lacey

There were no "Terms".

Wanda

You mean to say that you didn't stipulate finite terms, establish clear, unambiguous points of chronology, duty, and ultimately remuneration?

Hank

Nope. None of those words!

Lacey

Why did you blow up the tractor?

Hank

… Oscar told me to. He said Ce—. He said th-that don't bother trying to fix the tractor, Ce-Cecil told him, just blow it up.

Brent

Gilligan. Alright listen up everybody: Due to unforseen … Hank, we're not gonna be blowing up a barn.

Emma

This will be fun! Food, people, the smell of the grill.

Lacey

That's my job. I do this all day.

Emma

But this is outside!

Lacey

Oh great. My job plus bugs.

Lacey

Can I get you anything else?

Do you have sashimi?

Lacey

Eat your meatloaf.

Lacey

So...you know the log? Was that fire real or was it added digitally?

Oh, it's real. But here's the crazy thing about that log...it was shot...in July.

Lacey

Wow. That is a great-looking cake.

Emma

Chocolate double chocolate with chocolate icing. I've been serving it to Brent for 39 years.

Lacey

You fed Brent cake when he was one?

Emma

Well, that's how we got him to walk.

Lacey

Our first order of business is-

Hank

I second that.

Lacey

What?

Hank

Every motion should have a second.

Davis

Don't be so formal. Chair recognizes Lacey.