[Abed is watching the sixth episode of Cougarton Abbey, a British TV show recommended to him by Britta, when everyone on the show poisons themselves, leaving Abed confused]
Uhmm...
Britta, why did everyone on Cougarton Abbey just die?
They only ran six episodes. That's the great thing about British TV - they give you closure!
Ohh!
[Abed starts screaming, then becomes unresponsive as if he were a robot that shut down]
No, no, no! We'll find you a new favorite show! We'll find you a new favorite show! C'mon, buddy! [to Britta] You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman!
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