Mr. Boss quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

Numbuh 1

[to Numbuh 3] I thought you said it would be a small bad guy party!

This is not good! I'm gonna need more than one happy barbecue Rainbow Monkey to make this many people happy!

Mr. Boss

GET 'EM! [he and all the other villains chase after Sector V; as they head to a garage] Stupid kids! You can't hide in my garage! [stops running; realizing] Wait a minute. I don't have a garage.

That'll be $6.95, sir. Oh, say, would you like to join our preferred villains' club today, where you can save up to 15% on every purchase? Preferred villains' club... where crime really does pay.

Hmm... I'm intrigued. Can you explain to me the benefits of membership?

KNIGHTBRACE!!! You're gonna share those Rainbow Munchies with me, aren't you?!

[laughs] Do you know what this stuff does to your teeth and gums? I'm not going to eat them. I'm going to destroy them! [cackles evilly]

What?!

Count Spankulot

What?!

Mr. Boss

What?!

Huh?!

What?!

Que?!

What?!

[whining] My back!

What?!

Numbuh 1

[clears throat] Desperate times call for desperate measures. Truce?

[shakes hands with him] Until breakfast is finished.

Numbuh 1

Agreed.

Mr. Boss

What are you doing in my house, Numbuh 1? And what are you doing out of bed, Shaunie?

I was just getting a drink of water dad.

Mr. Boss, I should've known that a villain like you would do such a thing like that to a kids hair. But to your own son?

Mr. Boss

What it looks great a real work of art if you ask me.

Numbuh 1

Cut that out we're taking Shaunie away and putting him into the Kids Next Door haircut protection program so that you'll never do to him what you did to Paddy.

Mr. Boss

Oh no, you don't. Shaunie go to your room.

Alright, dad.

[after Sector V rescue Numbuh 1; enraged] Kids Next Door! They stole my award!

Mr. Boss

Your award?! I was gonna win that award!

Stickybeard

Ye've got carmael on the brain if ye thinks anyone would vote for you!

Hi guys! [KND aimed at him] Hey, don't point those things at me!

Mr. Boss

Oh, jeeze, it's The Toiletnator.