Tommy quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

I WAS HUNGRY AND THIRSTY!

Well, well, well. What have we here? The runts of the litter?!

I'd watch yourself, if I were you. This place is crawling with Kids Next Door operatives, specifically trained to kick your butt!

[sarcastically] Oooh, I'd be really scared if any operatives were here! [morphs his head into Numbuh 86] Oh, help! Kids Next Door Arctic base! Father is here and he's so evil! [reverts his head to normal while laughing evilly]

I'm so very glad you could visit me today, because I want to show you something that will change your lives forever! [plays a few keys in the organ]

Numbuh 1

Kids Next Door, activate your birthday suits, full protective power. Tough luck, Father. Our 2x4 technology makes us immune to any kind of ray-based aging effect.

Yes!

I'm impressed, or rather I would be if I had wanted to change your ages!

"If?" If this thing doesn't change ages, then what in the heck are- [her birthday suit breaks and her hand turns into a hoof, and fully transforms into a gazelle]

Um, Numbuh 1?… This Doesn’t Looks So Good- [Transforms Into A Koala]

Horabella adorabella- [her birthday suit breaks and transforms into a red-crowned crane]

Um… Can't we work something- [his birthday suit breaks and transforms into a hippopotamus]

[horrified] HOAGIE!

Dude!! What In The Name Of Jack Ayers Are You- [Turns Into A Green Hornworn]

[Horrified] AALIYAH!

Oh No! This Can Be Good- [Turns Into A Ladybug]

No! What Have Ya Done- [Turns Into Two Pillbugs]

What The Heck Is Going On?- [Transforms Into A Mantis]

Hey look! You can see Tommy’s tushie! [he and the crew laugh at him]

[singing and chanting] I see your heinie, all bright and shiny…”

Knock it off, you imbeciles! Keep rowing or we’re all doomed!

Looks like a full moon. Tonight! [the crew laugh even harder]

[notices Tommy naked] Oh! You there! You put some pants on this instant, young man! Do you understand me?! [she gets sucked into the whirlpool, the bathrobe rips apart, Captain Dirt is sucked in]

Noooo! So warm and soapyyyyyyy! [he is sucked into the vortex]

Now we’re caught in the whirlpool!