Chad quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

Mr. Dickson! I'd prefer if you and Mr. Cavallaro [distressed, worriedly] discussed invading elementary schools [continuing angry] after my class!

[disappointed, sadly] Yes, Mrs. Van der Baan.

Oh, no. There's no way I'm letting you guys on this ship.

Relax, Numbuh 48 Flavors.

Yeah, we just came to help unload.

Well, the last time you guys "helped", I was missing seventy-five gallons of Choo-Choo chocolate chip, and it came out of my rations.

[Opens the door] Don't worry. We'll just take a little taste- [Gets a strawberry ice cream thrown at her face, knocking her down]

Chad

[Points at Numbuh 5] Too late. We just finished it up. [Throws down another strawberry ice cream]

Chad

You gotta be kidding me! I've worked too hard- [Grabs Numbuh Infinity and pins him against the window] -to be double-crossed like this!

You know it was not my decision. They just told me to tell you.

Numbuh 1

[Comes into the room pointing his S.P.I.C.E.R. at Chad and Numbuh Infinity] Tell him what? [Chad and Numbuh Infinity turn to him]

Numbuh 1. Thanks goodness you're here. This teenager broke into my office and attacked me!

Chad

[Angrily drops Numbuh Infinity] You! [Points at Numbuh 1] Come here, you!

[Makes her way to Numbuh Infinity] Numbuh Infinity- [Helps Numbuh Infinity up] -are you okay?

Excellent work, Numbuh 86. But your job is only half done. [Points at Numbuh 1] Arrest that boy!

Numbuh 1

[Horrified] WHAT?!

Numbuh 1

[While fighting] What are you and Infinity up to? Tell me!

Chad

[While fighting] Listen, Uno, the absolute last person I want to be handcuffed to right now is you! And the only thing keeping me from knocking your block off is that I don't want to drag your unconscious butt around when I bust outta here!

Numbuh 1

And just where do you think you're going?

Chad

To stop that treaty.

Numbuh 1

[Surprised] Huh?

Chad

And unfortunately, wherever I go, you go! [Pulls off the button, then takes out his walkman] Now if you don't mind- [Plugs in his walkman] -it's time to rock! [Plays super noisy music]

Numbuh 1

[Sarcastically] That was brilliant, Chad! Any other ways of getting us killed aside from crashing our ship into a mountain?!

Chad

Well, at least I got us out so I can stop that treaty!

Numbuh 1

[Stops Chad] And what makes you think I'll help you do that?

Chad

Because it's a trap, genius! [Pulls Numbuh 1]

Numbuh 1

Well of course it's a trap! But then... why would you want to stop it? Unless... you're been double-crossed as well! Of course! The splinter cell's goal is to rid the world of all adults. So it makes sense to include you teenagers as well.

Chad

[sarcastically] Brilliant deduction. Now will you shut your yap? We're here.

Numbuh 1

A mini mart?! [sarcastically] Well! I'm so glad you got us here. Now we can stock up on microwave burritos and slushies!

Chad

Just sit down.

Numbuh 1

Ooh, that's an even more brilliant idea! Hanging out at the parking lot which will get us in a huge-parking carrier real fast!

Chad

I said sit down and shut up! [pulls down Numbuh 1]

No! Don't do it!

Numbuh 1

Why not?! Give me one reason why I shouldn't finish this traitor once and for all!

Because... he's one of us!

Numbuh 1

He's what?

Chad

I'm still a Kids Next Door operative. I always have been!

Numbuh 1

You expect me to believe that? After all the things you've done?!

Chad

Everything I've done is been to help the Kids Next Door!

Numbuh 1

Yeah, right! Trying to send the Moonbase into the sun really helped us!

Chad

Cree was on her way to do the same thing, so I had to stop her! And today I was trying to warn Numbuh Infinity about the teens' trap, until you had to come and blow my cover! Practically every mission you and Sector V did, I was right there, helping from the sidelines, and you didn't even know it. But they still picked you instead of me!

Numbuh 1

Who picked me? The splinter cell?

Chad

There is no splinter cell, you dupe! They just use that to cover their tracks!

Numbuh 1

W-Who did?

Chad

There are others. Others that Numbuh 362 doesn't even know about. Higher up than her. Higher up than us teenage operatives.