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Stickybeard quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

Played by Mark Hamill · 4 quotes

Stickybeard

In 4 of the 340 quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door
Most scenes with: Father (3), Numbuh 1 (2), Mr. Boss (2)

Scenes with Stickybeard 4

[Numbuh 5 wakes up to see three members of Stickybeard's crew standing before her. A member holds out a chocolate bar.]

N5Numbuh 5

Ch- Chocolate? [Snatches the chocolate bar from the crew member] Ha! [Flips to her feet and takes a bite out of the chocolate bar] Alright, you cannon-filthin' freaks! [Takes another bite out of the chocolate bar] Who- Who wants a piece of Numbuh 5?!

Stickybeard

[Laughing] Easy there, lassie. Fighting's no way to thank Old Stickybeard for saving your gumdrops.

[Numbuh 5 looks up to see the Great White Asparagus on the ship. Two crew members pull Numbuh 3 out of the Great White Asparagus.]

N3Numbuh 3

[Disgusted] Eww! [Sees Numbuhs 1, 2, and 4 eating from a pile of candy, excited] Yay! [Dives into the pile] Candy!

N2Numbuh 2

Hey, Numbuh 5, you should try these caramel cannons.

N5Numbuh 5

[To Stickybeard] Why'd you save us, Stickybum?

Stickybeard

[Laughs] I might be out to destroy you Kids Next Door, but I'll be dipped in chocolate before I let a blasted vegetable do anyone in.

CCrew

Ar!

Stickybeard

Ah, but don't you be getting too comfy though, lass. Once we're free of this cursed sea of vegetables, it is back to being mortal enemies for you and me.

N5Numbuh 5

[Pulls out a blurpleberry lollipop from Stickybeard's beard and gives it to him] Ah, put a pop in it, Stickybun.

Stickybeard

[Takes the blurpleberry lollipop from Numbuh 5] Ooh, blurpleberry! [Tastes the blurpleberry lollipop]

[Numbuh 5 and the crew laugh. The pirate ship sails off into the sunset.]

Stickybeard

[To Numbuh 5] Say, lassie, ye wouldn't mind keeping this business of me saving ye quiet from the other villains, would ye? They wouldn't invite me to next year's barbecue if they found out.

CCashier

That'll be $6.95, sir. Oh, say, would you like to join our preferred villains' club today, where you can save up to 15% on every purchase? Preferred villains' club... where crime really does pay.

KKnightbrace

Hmm... I'm intrigued. Can you explain to me the benefits of membership?

KNIGHTBRACE!!! You're gonna share those Rainbow Munchies with me, aren't you?!

KKnightbrace

[laughs] Do you know what this stuff does to your teeth and gums? I'm not going to eat them. I'm going to destroy them! [cackles evilly]

SVSector V

What?!

What?!

SCStickybeard and Candy Pirates

Huh?!

CCat Lady

What?!

FFizz

Que?!

MMMega Mom & Destructo Dad

What?!

[whining] My back!

What?!

[clears throat] Desperate times call for desperate measures. Truce?

[shakes hands with him] Until breakfast is finished.

Agreed.

[Sector V and the other villains approach Knightbrace and start beating him up, violently]

[after Sector V rescue Numbuh 1; enraged] Kids Next Door! They stole my award!

Your award?! I was gonna win that award!

Stickybeard

Ye've got carmael on the brain if ye thinks anyone would vote for you!

[Mr. Boss, Father, Gramma Stuffum, and Stickybeard all start arguing indistinctly and then get into a violent brawl]

[During the end credits…]

NRNews Reporter

Oh, here come the villains! Common Cold looks simply runny today. Oh, there's the Toiletnator, wearing a flu-mucus tuxedo. Oh, Father, over here! Are there any hard feelings between you and Stickybeard?

Let me tell you... Next time I see Stickybeard, he better run to his candy closet, 'cause I'm not sugarcoating the hurting he's gonna get!

NRNews Reporter

Here comes Stickybeard, now!

[scared] Oh, boy!

Stickybeard

Stickybeard heard every word you said, you char-brained galley rat!

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