Mushi Sanban quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

Mushi

Do that again!

Mushi, what did I tell you?

Mushi

Oh, yeah. Do that again, please!

Numbuh 1

Absolutely not!

Well, she DID say please.

Mushi

What if the aliens... [in a spooky voice] Eat your heads?

Numbuh 1

There's no such thing as head-eating aliens!

Maybe we should bring weapons... just in case?

And a helmet.

Numbuh 1

Ugh. And it's supposed to be a simple re-supply mission.

Mushi Sanban

You're getting MARRIED?

No!

Mushi Sanban

But that knight said,

Ugh, It's a long story, OK!

The king is NOT PRETEND!

Mushi Sanban

What do you mean is not pretending?

Hey, Numbuh 2!

Mushi

[hugs Numbuh 2] Hoagie!

Aw. Hey, Mushi.

Kani

Girls, enough bickering!

Oh, don't tell me you're a vegetarian or something. I mean, it's just a turkey. [screams as she opens the lid revealing to be a Rainbow Monkey killed] I'm so fired.

Fired, shmired. Where's the turkey? I'm starvin' over here!

Mushi

How can we talk about food at a time like this?! [Numbuh 3 is still crying and crying]

Well, don't look at me! I didn't do it.

Or DID you? [Numbuh 3 screeches angrily and chuckles nevously] Right. Sorry.

I bought that doll for my daughters. It's theirs to do with as they please, but did anyone offer ME a turn with it? [voice becomes as high as Kuki's] A hug?! 5 minutes of Rainbow Monkey Fun?! NO! Not ONE LITTLE BITTY, HUGGY, WUGGY - EEEG! Phew! [fixes her hair before resuming and talking in her normal tone] But I didn't do it. I was powdering my nose.

I know YOU didn't do it. The REAL culprit is...Mushi!

Mushi

You're kidding, right!?

I don't kid. Sometimes I say cool jokes and puns and stuff, but never kid.

Mushi

But why would I do it? Kuki said she was gonna share the doll with me anyway!

Maybe, but perhaps you couldn't wait. I mean the Posh-Party Rainbow Monkey is pretty special. [shows the live-action sequence as the male actor dressed up as Mushi] Special enough to grab from your sister with the lights when out, special enough to hug it ALL by yourself. When you forgot something, the Posh-Party Rainbow Monkey comes to care and share-sighing action. And the second you hugged, the Rainbow Monkey tried to let out a big sight. And that's when you realize the only way to save yourself to silence it, for good! And then you hit the poor rainbow monkey, hoping nobody would fight. [sequence ends]

Mushi

I wouldn't do such a horrible thing. I love Rainbow Monkeys. I love sharing.

Then perhaps you share your fork with me.

Mushi

Uh, sure. [chuckles] I'm...Huh? [She notices her fork is missing]

Oh, Mushi! Why!?!

Mushi

Because you keep HUGGING IT! And showing off its hug-a-day-ciousness, AND YOU MADE ME NUTS!!!

Oh, Mushi. I should've shared more.

Mushi

Shared? You don't get it, do you? I WANTED IT ALL TO MYSELF! [laughing evilly]

Mr. Sanban, take her away. [presses the button, which releases all doors and windows] I have a feeling Mushi's going to be grounded for a long, long time.

Thank you, for our most interesting evening. But I think we'll just go get ourselves some pizza tonight.

[singing] Some girls are real demure

Mushi Sanban

Some girls are just so friendly

Some girls don’t care about chicken

Why'd you do it, Mushi? Why did you bring Posh Party Rainbow Monkey back to spank me?!

Mushi Sanban

Revenge! But I guess you can't trust a Rainbow Monkey to do a kindergartener's JOB!

Jeez, Mushi! I'm not going to fight you. You're like five-year...[Mushi tackles him] Well, maybe I'll fight you just this once. But don't tell anyone.

Mushi Sanban

HI-YAH! THOUSAND COLOR SHOWER OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!! [spins as she blasts a lot of crayons to attack Numbuh 2]

Yikes! [Numbuh 2 runs in the closet to hide from Mushi's crayons. voiceover] It looked like I was trapped. Trapped like a boy forced to go dress-shopping with his mom, until...

Count Spankulot

That Rainbow Monkey. I can feel my Spankulocity coursing through it! [he bites the Rainbow Monkey] Yes! [laughs maniacally as he regains his powers]

Mushi Sanban

Come on out, Hoagie! You can't hide from my eleventy-billion color shower of doom!

Count Spankulot

[emerging from the closet] Those who feel the power of Spankiness and combine it with fluffy stuffed animals, shall feel the stingy wrath of COUNT SPANKULOT!!! [Mushi screaming]

Count Spankulot

And now, Hoagie Gilligan, it is time for... DESSERT!

Mushi

[laughs in evilly] I'll get you Gilligan! I'll get you and if it's a LAST THING I DO! [she and King Sandy riding away]

Kindergarteners.