In 3 of the 340 quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door
Most scenes with: Numbuh 1 (3)
Scenes with Count Spankulot 3
Count Spankulot
I arrive, like a shadow in the night, the hunter who preys upon wrong-doers. I deliver my punishments swiftly, and without regrets. My victims beg for mercy and offer to make deals. They try to run, but there is nowhere to run, and there is nowhere to hide. For those I hunt, I have one thing; A GOOD SPANKING!
N2Numbuh 2
He Took My Brain!
N2Numbuh 2,Numbuh 3,Aaliyah Brown*13 Yrs*,Luke,Steven,Marie Mars,Johnathan Jupiter
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! He Took His Brain!
KTKristy Thomas
Aaliyah! The Rest Of The Guests Are Is-
MMarie
He Took His Brain!
JJudge
YOU! You... you... you..!
Count Spankulot
[stammering] Judge!
JJudge
How dare you come in to my house and spank me and my wife!
JSJudge's Wife
Ooh, I can't feel my bottom.
CCashier
That'll be $6.95, sir. Oh, say, would you like to join our preferred villains' club today, where you can save up to 15% on every purchase? Preferred villains' club... where crime really does pay.
KKnightbrace
Hmm... I'm intrigued. Can you explain to me the benefits of membership?
KNIGHTBRACE!!! You're gonna share those Rainbow Munchies with me, aren't you?!
KKnightbrace
[laughs] Do you know what this stuff does to your teeth and gums? I'm not going to eat them. I'm going to destroy them! [cackles evilly]
Count Spankulot
What?!
SCStickybeard and Candy Pirates
Huh?!
MMMega Mom & Destructo Dad
What?!
[clears throat] Desperate times call for desperate measures. Truce?
[shakes hands with him] Until breakfast is finished.
[Sector V and the other villains approach Knightbrace and start beating him up, violently]
N2Numbuh 2
Why'd you do it, Mushi? Why did you bring Posh Party Rainbow Monkey back to spank me?!
Revenge! But I guess you can't trust a Rainbow Monkey to do a kindergartener's JOB!
N2Numbuh 2
Jeez, Mushi! I'm not going to fight you. You're like five-year...[Mushi tackles him] Well, maybe I'll fight you just this once. But don't tell anyone.
HI-YAH! THOUSAND COLOR SHOWER OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!! [spins as she blasts a lot of crayons to attack Numbuh 2]
N2Numbuh 2
Yikes! [Numbuh 2 runs in the closet to hide from Mushi's crayons. voiceover] It looked like I was trapped. Trapped like a boy forced to go dress-shopping with his mom, until...
Count Spankulot
That Rainbow Monkey. I can feel my Spankulocity coursing through it! [he bites the Rainbow Monkey] Yes! [laughs maniacally as he regains his powers]
Come on out, Hoagie! You can't hide from my eleventy-billion color shower of doom!
Count Spankulot
[emerging from the closet] Those who feel the power of Spankiness and combine it with fluffy stuffed animals, shall feel the stingy wrath of COUNT SPANKULOT!!! [Mushi screaming]
[Count Spankulot spanks Mushi multiple times as he laughs maniacally. Mushi cries with her hands on her butt after being spanked]
Count Spankulot
And now, Hoagie Gilligan, it is time for... DESSERT!
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