MDMaitre'd
[Approaches the table with the cheque] Pardon moi, monsieur, your cheque. [Puts down the cheque on the table]
[Picks up the cheque and looks at it. He loses control of his rage] WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU CHARGE THAT MUCH FOR A LOUSY STEAK?! [Slams his head on the table and screams in rage] IT'S– IT'S– IT'S– IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!
LDLizzie Devine
Uh-oh. [As she ducks below the table, the helmet goes haywire and explodes.]
Owww. [Lizzie comes up from under the table] Don't ever use one of those things on me again, Lizzie.
LDLizzie Devine
What are you gonna do now?
[Numbuh 1 and Lizzie turn to look at Numbuhs 2, 3, 4 and 5, who are pinned to the walls with forks.]
Um- wanna get some ice cream?
[Numbuh 1 and Lizzie start to walk out of the restaurant.]
LDLizzie Devine
I like pistachio ice cream.
LDLizzie Devine
You're neat, Nigel Uno.
[Numbuh 1 walks into his room.]
[To himself] All sticky and gross. I don't even like strawberry.
[As Numbuh 1 walks, he passes by Lizzie, who is sitting on his bed.]
LDLizzie Devine
Hi, Nigie.
Oh, hey, Lizzie. [Realizes Lizzie is sitting on his bed] Lizzie?! What are you doing here?
LDLizzie Devine
Don't you remember, Nigie? You promised to take me to the big Junior High Football game tonight.
Can we do this another time? I've just finished a mission, and I'm tired and sticky.
LDLizzie Devine
[Gets up from the bed and approaches Numbuh 1] Poor Nigie. Always working so hard on those missions.
It's a tough job, but some kids got to do it. Now if you'll excuse me- [Takes off his sunglasses] -I have to go clean up. [Hangs his sunglasses on a hook and goes into the bathroom] I'm filthy.
LDLizzie Devine
[Sadly] Poor Nigie.
[Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5, and Lizzie are flying in the C.O.O.L.B.U.S.]
N4Numbuh 4
[About his new hairstyle and outfit] Look at this crud! This isn't a mission! It's a- It's a- What's the word, for worse than horrible?
N2Numbuh 2
[To Lizzie] Lizzie.
LDLizzie Devine
[Offended] Hey! I bought you guys ice cream! [Angrily] So shut up!
N3Numbuh 3
Don't you tell Numbuh 4 to shut up!
LDLizzie Devine
I'm the leader! I can tell anyone I want to shut up! So shut up! [Slams her fist on Numbuh 5's hand]
N5Numbuh 5
Hey! [Holds up her hand] Watch the nails.
N5Numbuh 5
Don't you talk to me like that!
Heimlich, Flik, Dot, Dim, Francis, Molt,Numbuhs 2, 3, 4, and 5, and Lizzie start arguing with each other as the C.O.O.L.B.U.S. flies through the sky.]
ABAaliyah Brown*13 Yrs*
Hey, Guys! Are You Ready To Go To The Hay Maze? G-GUYS!!
N2Numbuh 2
Oh, Uh, Hey Aaliyah! I-It's Not What It Looks Like!
Oh, So Ya Didn't Digest All The Edible Leaves In The Edible Leaf Jar.
N2Numbuh 2
How Did You Know I Ate & Digested All The Leaves In The Leaf Jar?
N4Numbuh 4
Because Ya Ate All Of It!
EEveryone
[Annoyed] Oh No... Not Again...
[Enraged UUGGHH!!! I Told You SHUT UP, fLIK!!!! Our Human(Noah From total Drama) Just Got Eliminated For Laughing Too Much!!
LDLizzie Devine
I'm sorry, Nigie. I had no idea how hard your job is.
It's alright, Lizzie. Just promise you won't do it again.
LDLizzie Devine
Oh, Nigie. [Hugs Numbuh 1] I promise!
Okay, Lizzie. Uh, how 'bout I go get us some ice cream? [Runs out]
N3Numbuh 3
[singing] Some girls are real demure
They’ll ask you out for tea
Some girls are just so friendly
Nice as they could be
LLizzie
Some girls don’t care about chicken
But those girls ain’t me!
[Numbuh 1 is thrown out his locker and onto the floor by Lizzie]
LLizzie
Nigie, what are you doing in your locker? It's lunchtime.
[Stands up and dusts himself] I don't have time for eating, Lizzie. I've got to run, like, eight-thousand more tests on my new-
LLizzie
[Touches Numbuh 1's chest with her index finger] Oh, no, you don't! You promised me we'd eat lunch together today. Besides- [Picks up her lunchbox and holds it up] I spent all morning making us the perfect, romantic lunch.
[Touched] Aw, gee, Lizzie-
LLizzie
[Angrily touches Numbuh 1's chest with her index finger] SO MOVE IT, YOU! [heads off, with Numbuh 1 following behind]
[Numbuh 1 and Lizzie walk through the school.]
But, Lizzie, eating is a waste of my valuable time. There's all sorts of adult tyranny to fight. I need to be alert at all time.
LLizzie
[Stops walking] You work through lunch every day, Nigel. But today, I'm gonna make you sit down and enjoy a love-filled work-free lunch with me… [Screams] IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! [Resumes walking]
[Sticks his pinky in his ear] Sheesh!
LDLizzie Devine
[Looks down the open roof window] Ooh, that looks like a fun party! There's streamers, and balloons, and- [Discovers what she sees down the open roof window] -salad?
[Grabs Lizzie by her arms] That is not a fun party, Lizzie. [Points down at the open roof window] Those are school principals down there, and they're planning to turn our recess into a permanent workcamp.
LDLizzie Devine
Well, what's wrong with a little old-fashioned work instead of goofing around on the playground?! Recess is dumb!
Well, if recess is dumb, then I don't want to be smart. There is a school. No. A world of kids out there who live for a little bit of time when they can turn off their brains, and play tag, swing on swings, and slide down the slide.
LDLizzie Devine
But what about our date?
This isn't about us, Lizzie. [Holds Lizzie's head] It's about preserving what we were meant to do. It's about- playing. But if you think one date is more important than saving a lifetime of recesses, then so be it. I'll abort the mission and leave with you.
LDLizzie Devine
[Crying, hugs Numbuh 1 from behind] Oh, Nigie! That was so beautiful!
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