Monty Uno quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

Son, there's something I - I want to tell you.

It's OK, Dad. you don't have to say anything.

No, no. This has to be said right, and it has to be said now. Nigel... I think you really need some sousaphone lessons! I mean, did you hear yourself up there?! Pee-yew! Either your sharps were flat and your flats were sharp and wobbly and your fingers were like your positions were like a spider in a windstorm! Eight legs flying everywhere! [Numbuh 1 dunks his head in the lake]

Is this the cafeteria? It's mushy bean night, you know.

Oh, hello, pappy. I didn't know you were coming for a visit. I wish I would've had a chance to tidy up.

Numbuh 1

[Picks up the Recommissioning Module] Okay, Numbuh 0. Let's recommission you again. [The Recommissioning Module falls apart] No! Not now! You can't break now!

Hello, son.

Numbuh 1

Dad?

If you're watching this, then we've won. Congratulations. You're probably wondering why the Recommissioning Module is broken. Well, I broke it. I had a hunch you might want to use it to get Numbuh 0 back. Well- look, I would love to have tons more adventures with the super cool Numbuh 1 and his team, but I'm- just not a kid anymore. I'm an adult, and I need to complete the most important mission of my life, being a good father to my son. So you're the keeper of the book now, Nigel. That's right. Keep a stiff upper lip, and make sure everyone gets to write their own crackerjack story. [Salutes Numbuh 1]

I say, what's going on around here, old bean? You kids building one of your two-four techno-bob thingies?

Numbuh 1

No, Dad. [Hugs Monty. Monty hugs him back] I was just playing with an old friend.

Numbuh 1

Dad? Mom? What are you doing here?

We came to see you off, dear.

Numbuh 1

Mom, you know about all this? About the Kids Next Door?

Well of course! They were nice enough to recommission Numbuh 0 and me to say goodbye.

Numbuh 1

[Points at his mother in surprise] You were a Kids Next Door operative, too?!?

Only the first girl operative on the seventh day of the Kids Next Door, Numbuh 999 herself. And now you're going to be the first earth operative in the Galactic Kids Next Door. Do you have any idea how proud we are of you?

Numbuh 1

But they say I can't come back, that I'll never see you or my friends again.

[Tears in her eyes] You'll make all sorts of new and interesting friends out there, dear. [Crouches down in front of Numbuh 1] And as for us, well, you know we'll always be with you. [Hugs Numbuh 1] Now run along and promise to stay away from all those black holes and exploding supernovas, alright?

Numbuh 1

I promise, mom.

[Salutes Numbuh 1] Good luck, Numbuh 1. Show those galactic chaps how we Earth folks take care of business, eh?

Numbuh 1

[Salutes Monty] Yes, sir, Numbuh Ze- I mean, Dad.

Alright, off with you now, [voice breaking] before the Numbuh 0 gets all weepy and such.

Numbuh 1

[Waves to his parents] Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. I love you.