Numbuh 1 quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

This is your captain, Numbuh 2, speaking. At this time we would like to request that you hang on to your underwear! Wa ha ha ha ha hoo! Wahoo! [presses a button on the control panel, which envelopes the Sector V in pods. The pods are then deployed]

Numbuh 1

Hand over the cake... and we'll be on our way.

[After getting the password for the ice cream factory] That was too easy! [Numbuh 2 lands on the ice cream factory] That was still too easy! [After falling into the trap set by the Delightful Children] I told you it was too easy! [Riding the wave of ice cream out of the trapped ice-cream factory] I like it when things are too easy!

Hey, frosty! Come get a lickin'.

[As the fudge he is covered in is hardening] You think chocolate can stop me? [The fudge he is covered in finally hardens. He talks while hardened] I hate you!

No more breaks! If you wanna build a clam cannon, you can't take breaks. And you can't have cake! Can you build a clam cannon while eating cake on your break? Ha! It can't be done! I'd love to see those Delightful Children try and take our cake! They want cake? We'll give 'em clams! LOTS OF CLAMS! [Stops walking] The fact is- [Pulls out sunglasses] you guys need a leader. [Opens one handle] A REAL leader. [Opens the other handle] A leader- [Puts on the sunglasses] like- me.

[getting water from the water dispenser and turnips show up inside] Numbuh 5 hates turnips.

Man, Numbuh 2, you really socked it to Big Brother!

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! [Giant lice and Numbuh 5 look at Numbuh 2] You gotta say something cool first, like "Say cheese punk", or "Cheese to meet you". Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! How about this one? "Cheese-"

Numbuh 1

[Looks at the cigar in his hand] An age-changing device. [Throws the cigar out the window] What kind of nut would use such a thing?

[talking very fast] Mom, me and the Kids Next Door were fighting this guy and Tommy made a machine for him. So I tried to stop him, but he captured all my friends and double-crossed Tommy, but I ran out of ammo and now he is after me! [cries afterwards]

[attempting to contact other KND operatives] Warning! Being pursues...not followed! I Repeat...followed...

[after hearing Numbuh 1's speech] Ah, shut up!

Numbuh 1

[Losing control of his rage] IT IS NOT A DATE!!! It was NEVER a date. And even if you thought it WAS a date, I don't CARE! I've got more important things to worry about than some girl who's... who's... DATE CRAZY!!!

[talking about the "adult movie"] Ahh, it was too over-rated...

[narrating] But everybody knows that there are three elemental, pure flavors of ice cream: Smooth, creamy vanilla. Rich, decadent chocolate. And sweet, sweet strawberry. But a long time ago, there was a fourth flavor, and it was said to be better than the other three combined. When the Sacred Sect of Dessert Monks created this mystical fourth flavor, they were afraid that everyone would like it so much, that they would eat it all up until there wouldn't be and left for them. So they locked it away. Only the true ice cream lover could have so much as a taste of the fourth flavor, and then, only if they proved themselves worthy by solving the riddle of the Mystical Golden Scoop. [telling a group of kids the backstory legend while visiting a museum] No one knows where the monks locked away the fourth flavor, and few still believe it exists. So the Golden Scoop remains, waiting for the one with the sweet knowledge of frosty goodness to claim the fourth flavor as their own.