Delightful Children quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

[as Laura Limpin undergoes a strange transformation] Oh, did I forget to mention Laura's little... condition? Meet the Big Badolescent.

A heater?! Who puts a heater in an ice cream factory?!

Curses! The curfew alert! Um, we have to leave now, or Father will be positively furious.

Enough! This ends now! Once we adjust the device to Age 0, you'll disappear forever! You should've known you'd be no threat to us without Numbuh-- [see an ice cream truck speeding up towards their mansion and crash in] Huh?!

Don't just stand there! Help us pick up our toenail collection!

Thank you all for being here, to watch us have our cake, and eat it too! Oh, look, you're all suffering with mouth watering jealously. How nice.

Lenny, you're an idiot.

Thank you fellow students for electing US as your new president. We think you'll find the rest of the school year to be quite... delightful.

Wouldn't you prefer to open the gifts after our little game is finished?

But I want to open them... [starts to transform into an enormous behemoth] NOW!

Fine, fine, fine, we'll open the gifts. Just stay calm... [They read the label on the present] "Kids Next Door, battle stations"?

Thank you for coming Mr. Toilenator, but you're not the type of villain we're looking for.

Wait, I can do other stuff! [gets ejected out of the mansion; screaming]

Next.

Thank you very much... Kids Next Door.

Numbuh 1

You are... Welcome?

Now if you don't mind, we'll be leaving.

Why, I ought to…

Numbuh 1

Easy, Numbuh 4. We'll take care of them later. We've gotta free all the other kids in this zoo. So let's roll!

Hello, Kids Next Door. We're here to finally strike your posteriors with our feet.

You're here to what?!

Kick your butts!

What is the meaning of this?!

Shut up!

Don't move!

What is the meaning of this?

Put your hands where I can see them!

[talks randomly]

I'm not going to ask you again!

But... we...

Now!

Uuuhh... [shows a jar]

W-W-What is that?

Here... Um... Our toenails.

T-T-Toenails?!

We've been saving them.

You... what?! That's so... disgusting!

It's not! It's like... a hobby.

Thanks for picking this up for us, Nigel.

Numbuh 1

Wait! No! You can't! Somebody! HELP!