Mega Mom quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

Mega Mom

There you are! I've been looking all over for you. You know you can't hide from Mega Mom!

So if there's a Mega Mom, then why isn't there a dad?

[shocked] Oh...I totally forgot about him.

[suddenly bursts in] Hi, guys! How 'bout some quality time with Destructo Dad?!

I knew it! [gets stupefied]

Numbuh 1

Kids Next Door, battle stations!

You kids aren't going anywhere, because Destructo Dad says you're grounded! [stupefys Numbuh 1] "You're grounded!" I love that line! [Numbuh 274 kicks him down] Now, now, you were raised better! [grabs him by the ankle and drops him in a can] That'll learn ya.

Mega Mom

[blasts a hole in the treehouse] Sorry I'm late, dear!

Honey!

Mega Mom

Oh, the traffic over here was crazy! And then… Oh, look what I've found! BRATS! [stupefys Numbuh 4]

Mega Mom

[chasing after Numbuh 5 as she tries to escape her] Just where do you think you're going, young lady? [gasps] Oh, my!

[aiming her S.C.A.M.P.P.s at Mega Mom] Bring it on, old lady!

Mega Mom

Now, that's no way to… [gets blasted down multiple times and stupefys Numbuh 5, leaving only her head] Tsk, tsk, tsk. You kids today.

That'll be $6.95, sir. Oh, say, would you like to join our preferred villains' club today, where you can save up to 15% on every purchase? Preferred villains' club... where crime really does pay.

Hmm... I'm intrigued. Can you explain to me the benefits of membership?

KNIGHTBRACE!!! You're gonna share those Rainbow Munchies with me, aren't you?!

[laughs] Do you know what this stuff does to your teeth and gums? I'm not going to eat them. I'm going to destroy them! [cackles evilly]

What?!

Count Spankulot

What?!

Mr. Boss

What?!

Huh?!

What?!

Que?!

What?!

[whining] My back!

What?!

Numbuh 1

[clears throat] Desperate times call for desperate measures. Truce?

[shakes hands with him] Until breakfast is finished.

Numbuh 1

Agreed.