Heinrich Von Marzipan quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

Und vhy is zis candy is so important to you?

I am saving for a special occasion.

Mr. Heinrich, Mr. Heinrich Von Marzipan sir, The temple is just ahead, just like I said sir, So now you wouldn't take my Hopsy-Mopsy away, right?

I vould never do zat, mein Jessica. Onvard!, Schnell!, Schnell!

No! You said "you wouldn't take my Hopsy-Mopsy!"

Ach, Liebchen, I say so many zings I do not mean, Like, "Oh no gumdrops for me." or "Who vould like some uf mein lollipops?", Start on ze test!

Heinrich, what happened to you?! You've become a monster!

[sarcastically, as if flattered] Oh, you noticed. Well, it's all your fault! [sepia-tone flashback to the events of "Operation: R.A.B.B.I.T."] Because you showed up at the jungle's chocolate volcano and insisted on thwarting mein glorious plan to make chocolate bunnies from real bunnies, I fell into the choco-lava and fused with it. When I finally crawled out, I was forever changed. All the beautiful things became chocolate-y at my touch. It was like ein dream come true! [laughs maniacally] I actually thanked you for what happened to me! But many weeks later, I was taken over with a more powerful desire than I had ever encountered before—I desperately wanted to have ein cheeseburger! But when I went to take a bite—CHOCOLATE! It was the same with everything—french fries, soda pop, schnakenwurst, mayonnaise! [end of flashback] Everything became chocolate! [sobs] Oh, Abigail, I'm just ein hollow shell of ein boy.

Heiny.

Abigail, not content vith mere victory, I see?, You haff come here to rubbing mein face, Haffn't you?

I just thought, I'd bring you a little bit of something, Give me a call when you're less bitter and little more sweet. See around, Mr. Von Marzipan.

Mine, mine, cheeseburger! Oh, bless you, Abigail Lincoln, bless you! Oh sehr gut! Ach Ja, pickles! Ach du liebe! How I hate ze pickles!

Oh Hey Heiny!

Abigail, I, I, never got ein chance to zank you for saving me.

Oh that's cool, Maybe this makes us even for Guatemala?

Not even close!, Not even if you saved mein life two zousand times! I-

Chill out, man. Numbuh 5 was just kidding. Besides, you can thank me once we get back.

Uh, Back vhere, Fery funny, Abigail Lincoln!, I'll get out!, Und I'll finally haff mein revenge on you, Abigail!

Hey Heiny, Hard to believe it's five years since the last time we were here in Guatemala. Ah, just a couple of candy hunters after the ultimate prize, and I see you're doing it again. Haven't you learn you lesson?

Zis time, it is different, zis time it's to get back, vhat I lost. You see, I found out how.

Really?

Ja, und I could use you help. If you could chust hand me vone uf zose bags uf sugar, I'll finish ze circle, und all vill be as it vas.

Of course, Heinrich. Anything I can do to help.

Heinrich, Just share with me, I promise and all will be ok?

Vhy should I believe you?

Because, You're more important to me than candies.

I, I vas so beautiful.

And then you will be again, I swear it, now come on!