Hey, sis? The world's not gonna end today. [Ellie walks out of earshot] I have very reliable sources.
S2 E5Chuck Versus Tom Sawyer
The guy who created Missile Command commands actual missiles?
Oh, and I'm gonna need to borrow your girlfriend.
Oh, dude she's all yours.
Morgan! Hey, ah, buddy, do-do we carry any Rush CDs in the store?
No need. I got them all in my Zune.
You have a Zune?
Are you kidding me? No, no. I'll grab my iPod.
S2 E6Chuck Versus the Ex
MMan
Is there a problem? [Chuck hides under desk]
Can you tell me if the attractive, brown eyed, slightly egg headed brunette with an extremely cold heart is still here?
MMan
She's here; why, who is she?
Jill Roberts, my ex-girlfriend. She broke my heart. I need-I need a diversion; would-would it be a terrible imposition for you to pull the fire alarm?
Hi, I'm Dr Jill Roberts. Is there someone who can help me with the tech requirements for my lecture?
MMan
Under the desk.
When you say "reconnect" you mean send her an email or invite her to be my new Facebook friend, right?
Call her at her hotel and make a date! See if you flash on anything she says or anyone you meet.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, a date with my ex? No, General, that-that is a terrible idea. You see she broke my heart; she destroyed me; she took all of my confidence, my mojo!
You had mojo?
I was on my way, oh, and by the way she slept with Bryce Larkin.
Huh. Who hasn't? [looks at Sarah]
Look, Chuck. I know Jill hurt you, but maybe seeing her will give you the closure that you've always wanted. You have done a lot for the CIA and we're going to make you look good.
Look on the bright side, now you can get your mojo back!
Sticky clutch. [nervous laugh] Remind me to have my assistant have that fixed.
I think the valet is up a little further.
Beautiful night for walk, huh? Shall we?
Who is it?
It's the lying, yet well meaning fool who rented a Ferrari last night...
Ten bucks says she doesn't open the door for him!
Make it twenty and you're on.
I don't want to talk to you Chuck!
Okay, well, then I'll do all the talking. I know this may come as a shock to you but I'm here to do something totally crazy and tell you the truth. I still work at the Buy More, and, uh, I still live with my sister and I still have no idea what I'm doing with my life. I guess I just wanted you to think that I was someone special. So, in order to accomplish that I went out and got a new suit and rented a car that I clearly have no idea how to drive because from the second I saw you again I knew that I hadn't gotten over you yet, Jill.
Really? You haven't gotten over me?
No...
Get in here. [Casey pays up bet]
No no no, I served my country with honor Bartowski! Please...let me die with dignity!
S2 E7Chuck Versus the Fat Lady
[Chuck's stuck in the airvent] What are you doing up there?
Help! [Falls to the floor]
Shh. It's the F.B.I, they're dumb, not deaf.
Thanks.
Does the word "silent" have a different meaning in geek that I'm not aware of?
Wait. So not only did we not get the FULCRUM list, but Jill's never going to speak to me again because she caught me naked rinsing off fruit punch on another woman.
Common spy problem.
Really?
[stops making out with Jill because of the surveillance] Buy More, tomorrow.
What time?
Take the latent heat of aquatic fusion...
In calories per gram?
Of course. [seductive voice] And then subtract the atomic number of thallium, got it? [Jill nods] Ok, I'll see you then!
[growls] Nerd code!
Thank you for saving my life. Sorry for not trusting you with Chuck.
You want to pay me back? Don't hurt him again.
I won't. I wouldn't. I care about Chuck.
Me, too. It's my job to protect him... from anything.
I don't rat. Only thing my mother taught me from the joint. If you want answers, talk to the Injun
Injun is a highly derogatory word referring to Native Americans, not East Indians, you cretin!
Grab a shiv and make your move.
We should run now. He's in "prison mode".
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