Man
Is there a problem? [Chuck hides under desk]
Chuck
Can you tell me if the attractive, brown eyed, slightly egg headed brunette with an extremely cold heart is still here?
Man
She's here; why, who is she?
Chuck
Jill Roberts, my ex-girlfriend. She broke my heart. I need-I need a diversion; would-would it be a terrible imposition for you to pull the fire alarm?
Jill
Hi, I'm Dr Jill Roberts. Is there someone who can help me with the tech requirements for my lecture?
Man
Under the desk.
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