Excuse me. I'm sorry, General. But who in my life isn't a spy? My sister? My best friend? Should I just start asking people that when I first meet them, "Hi I'd like the extra value meal, and while we're on the topic, do you covertly work for a government espionage faction?"
S2 E8Chuck Versus the Gravitron
[Text message to Sarah and Casey] I also unlocked your door. Taking them to Buy More. Unleash the Casey.
You should know I wanted to help you. I was going to let you get away. But you were about to kill Sarah and that made the decision for me. You're under arrest, Jill. And I'm breaking up with you.
I'm just too trusting. Ever since I was a kid, I really wanted to believe what everyone else told me, you know? I'm just getting used to this new job, with the spying and lying.
Don't get used to it. What makes you special is that you're not like every other spy. You're a good guy and you want to help people. Leave the deception to me.
I'm glad I have you.
Yeah, we're better as a team.
[to Ellie] And I realize that Jill, Stanford and Bryce, that's a story from my past... But my new story is you, and Sarah, and these friggin yahoos. And sometimes it can be a real fun story.
S2 E9Chuck Versus the Sensei
Sure thing, Chuck. I'll just call all the criminals and rogue spies and let them know to hold on a second because Chuck Bartowski needs to sort out his lady feelings.
Beckman was out of line pulling me off this mission.
I agree with her. You're too emotionally involved.
This from the agent that can't keep her chocolate out of Bartowski's peanut butter.
Whatever my feelings may be for Chuck I never knowingly endangered the asset. You let your anger towards Bennett cloud your judgment.
Finally you admit that you do have feelings for the nerd.
No, all I will admit to is having feelings.
[to Chuck] If my primary objective wasn't to protect you, I'd kill you.
Look. Look, I get how you're feeling man. I totally get how you're feeling. You're feeling betrayed by someone you really care about.
You're damaging my calm, Chuck.
You've spent so much of your life pushing people away. Lashing out with hurtful words and punches. But I know why you do it. You do it because you're scared.
WHAT?
Scared. Scared to be known. Scared that if we actually see who you are, we'd actually care about you.
Shut up, Chuck!
Yeah, shut up, Chuck. You're making him mad.
[shushes Sarah] Underneath that extremely terrifying exterior lies a man who deeply, deeply feels. You care. You care about us. You care about me. Admit you feel all warm and mushy about me. Go ahead, say it; you love me, John Casey.
I'm going to kill you!
[Lunges for Chuck]
Wait. Wait! Hold on. No! Not me.
[points to Bennett]
Him!
[mimicking Casey's voice] Well thanks for saving my life today, Chuck.
Any time, Casey. Yeah, you know what you're my friend.
[mimicking Casey's voice] Yeah you're my friend too.
That's really kind of you, Casey. Have a good night.
[seriously] Thank you. [closes door]
S2 E10Chuck Versus the DeLorean
The guy is a total loser, all right? Absolute bottom feeding scum of the Earth. Have I mentioned considerably older man!
[from behind] All true, but I'm a hell of a dancer.
Chuck, I'd like you to meet my dad, Jack Burton. Dad, this is my boyfriend, Chuck.
[Chuck clears his throat] Pleasure, sir.
I lent him that money so he could get an apartment, not blow it on some stupid car!
WHAT? That money was for our apartment?! I'm gonna kill him!
Get in line, Anna!
[to Morgan] You have exactly one day to get my money back to me or I pluck you from head to toe.
Start with the groin. He won't be using that region for a while.
[about her father] Chuck, you're attributing good intentions to him because you're a good person.
Well, he must've done something right: you turned out pretty good.
Why did you put the money in Chuck's account?
I needed to put it somewhere because I didn't trust Cop Face.
But you trusted Chuck.
I read people. That's the only real talent I've got. One thing I know is that that kid would never betray you. I made a $10 million bet that he loved you... Turns out I was right.
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