[as Morgan brings him to pole dancing] Morgan, what sort of hand-to-hand combat did you sign us up for?
Strip-kick. Yeah, it mixes the self-defense of krav maga with the intense core workout of pole dancing. I saw an infomercial on it.
“Chuck Versus the Leftovers” · Season 4, Episode 10
In this episode: Chuck Bartowski (3), Mary Elizabeth Bartowski (3), Alexei Volkoff (3), Sarah Walker (1), Morgan Grimes (1)
[as Morgan brings him to pole dancing] Morgan, what sort of hand-to-hand combat did you sign us up for?
Strip-kick. Yeah, it mixes the self-defense of krav maga with the intense core workout of pole dancing. I saw an infomercial on it.
[saving Chuck and Sarah from Volkoff's assassins] Come with me if you want to live.
Charles is my son.
[pointing a gun at Chuck's head] Really?
Really.
[to Sarah] Really?
Really.
[to Chuck] Really?
Really!
So. A son and a daughter. You didn't think I could have a relationship with your family? Kids love me!
We've had a our dinner, you met the family, we're leaving.
But what sort of potential father-in-law would I be if I didn't set an example. Chuck has to learn... you make a threat you have to follow through with it. [Volkoff cocks pistol] I didn't have to do that but I just really like the sound.
Alexei stop. [points her gun at Volkoff]
My love, what are you doing?
This is exactly why I didn't tell you about my family. You don't know how to love someone, you only know how to control them. But you should know that I could never love a man that could do anything to hurt my son. So drop it. [Volkoff lowers gun]
Alexei, you know I am loyal to you. But I will not return with you until you promise me that my family and their friends remain safe. And if they don't, I will end you.
You see. That is a real threat.[Volkoff walks away]
Chuck. I'm sorry for everything. I hope some day you will trust me.
Mom... I already do.
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