TV show quotes
Listen, I was just waiting until I calmed down a little bit. Okay? It's our first real fight as a couple, and everyone knows that sets the tone for all future fights.
Oh, you're going to set the precedent by telling everybody what you're thinking and feeling before me?
See, that just makes it sound bad.
Buddy, I need your help on a super top secret mission.
Do I get to parachute out of a plane on a wild horse?
No, you do not. Because nobody... ever does. But you do get to wear an earpiece.
Sold!
Any luck with the....
Tests? You'd have heard. By that I mean you would have heard my giant sigh of relief. Even in Moscow.
You'll get it back soon enough.
When? What's the timeline?
I'm hoping very soon.
I haven't been on a mission in a month. I wake up with my trigger finger twitching. It's itchy. Literally it itches.
Well, I don't believe that the psychological rock can be hoisted off the Intersect by watching kittens play with yarn. My method is - physical, psychological, painful, brutal.
Brutal? Can't wait to get started.
Chuck, if you're serious about restoring the Intersect, then I promise you, at the end of this process, you will be a spy again. What do you say? You with me?
Let's get physical.
Do you really think that Sarah is the emotional rock that is sitting on the Intersect?
Why do you always call for her right before you flash? You did it in the bedroom and in the vault.
Yeah, well you know....
Scared! Perfectly normal for a Nerd Herder. But a spy, Chuck, handles his fear on his own.
Or her own.
Ask yourself a question. Are you a spy? Or are you a guy with a spy girlfriend?
I'm a spy!
Bartowski and Rye, Capture the Belgium and recover the fake stones. Until we know whats really on those microdots this is code red and could likely to get very ugly.
General, at this point I feel it is essential I go with Chuck and Agent Rye to Switzerland.
I think Sarah should let us handle this seeing how we have determined this is the only way I will get the Intersect back working.
Chuck. We are talking about real danger now.
I'm sorry, I can only handle fake danger?
I know the Intersect is important but so far none of Agent Rye's therapies have work. The microdot contains highly sensitive information that the wrong people will kill for.
Well I can take care of these wrong people without you holding my hand.
Why? It doesn't make sense to risk your life.
Because this is what I do. I am a spy.
No. Chuck you're not...... Not right now.
Walker.. A word please.
Can it wait?
No.
He's not talking... and he's a smirker.
You know just because I helped you bring him here doesn't mean I'm giving you free reign. You need to cool down. Get some rest.
I'm not going anywhere.
I was wrong about you. You're not acting like a worried girlfriend. No, you're acting like a spy I used to know. Before Chuck. Langston Graham's "wild card enforcer." I didn't like that Sarah Walker. You know why? Because she was unpredictable. Now you're going to go home. I insist.
Feel like talking yet?
An American agent in a government facility would never use any of that. I'm not afraid.
You're right. Normally I wouldn't threaten the subject with death by ammonia injection. Burning somebody from the inside out? Doesn't sound like something that's in the Geneva Convention does it? But this man I'm looking for? He loves me. He wants to marry me.
I see. It's amazing what a woman will do to find a husband. Even the toughest spies in the world are just racing against that biological clock. Tick, tick, tick, tock.
You got me. I'm just a needy love crazed girl on a husband hunt. [she jams the needle in Chanarong's neck] Who's trained in over 200 ways to kill you. Afraid yet?
[to Casey] You're right. I'm different without Chuck. And I don't like it.
How did you find me?
Half of Thailand's talking about the giant blond she-male tearing through their town. Are you kidding me? But it's okay now, Casey and I are here.
Walker. What are you doing here? All alone. This place is nothing but scoundrels, assassins and warlords. The scum of the earth.
Arr Mr Casey. Your usual?
[Takes gun off Morgan] You are not getting bullets for a long, long time.
[as Morgan brings him to pole dancing] Morgan, what sort of hand-to-hand combat did you sign us up for?
Strip-kick. Yeah, it mixes the self-defense of krav maga with the intense core workout of pole dancing. I saw an infomercial on it.
[saving Chuck and Sarah from Volkoff's assassins] Come with me if you want to live.
Charles is my son.
[pointing a gun at Chuck's head] Really?
Really.
[to Sarah] Really?
Really.
[to Chuck] Really?
Really!
So. A son and a daughter. You didn't think I could have a relationship with your family? Kids love me!
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