[voice-over] My name is Chuck Bartowski, and if you're reading this, it means I'm already dead. I don't know what will end up killing me but I've chosen to be a spy, and there are consequences to that. It may be my emotions that end up doing me in or a slip-up, trying to protect my friends or my family who never wanted me to be a part of this. Or it could be the thing I never saw coming, but I know it's coming.
S3 E17Chuck Versus the Living Dead
S3 E18Chuck Versus the Subway
JJustin
Shaw, Bartowski's infiltrated the base.
Of course he did. [to Sarah] Why would your boyfriend ever think with an organ besides his heart?
JJustin
No, sir, not this base. Bartowski and his father found the other one, the Ring base. Triggered the silent alarm.
Dammit!
I don't know when it happened but our boy became a man. Bartowski's a spy. You picked a good one, Walker. Finally.
You wanted to see me. Sir.
I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you you look great, Walker. Love suits you I guess.
: As much as it pains me to admit, you are our only hope. [gets dragged out]
DDevon
[to Morgan] Did she mean you or me?
Morgan Grimes, the boy who took my pillow as his date to the junior prom, knows more about my family being spies than I do.
[After Daniel Shaw and other Ring agents apprehend Chuck and his father Stephen, Shaw steals the Governor]
I don't need a watch to beat you, Shaw. Come on, aren't you a little curious? I know I am. Don't you wanna know how your intersect stacks up against mine?
You're right, Chuck. The fight will be incredible. We're totally equal now. Nothing separates us...Though, there's one thing that is different. You can't function when your emotions have been compromised.
Don't worry about that. I've never been more calm.
Really? How are you feeling now? [takes out his gun and fatally shoots Stephen]
S3 E19Chuck Versus the Ring: Part II
What are we going to do? We don't have a plan!
No plan? Never stopped me before.
[as Ellie and Chuck drive away] Hm. Two Bartowskis. Double the fun.
[after Jeff picks up phone for no reason] The phone did not ring, Jeffrey.
No Gun. Very brave, Chuck. So what's happening?
You're under arrest.
No, what are you doing here? What's your plan?
I'm sorry. Are you asking me to make the classic villain mistake of explaining my dastardly plot to you? You know what? I'd love to. I confess we had no idea who the Elders were or how to I.D. them so we let you do that for us, when you warned them to leave the theater. So on the behalf of the NSA and CIA and of course your local Buy More, I'd just like to say thanks a lot.
[about Jeff and Lester] Sweet Lord, they did it. They actually did it. Those crazy nerds blew up the freaking Buy More!
S4 E1Chuck Versus the Anniversary
[while Sarah is about to leaving for a mission] What am I, what do I say? What do we...?
I love you.
That's good. I love you. I like that. I love you, too. Be safe, okay?
Nothing is gonna keep me from coming back to you.
Better not.
Well, he made a promise to his sister. Chuck doesn't want to be a spy and have to lie about it too.
Your boyfriend needs big boy pants. He's a spy. He's good at it.
I know, Casey. You miss him too.
What? I don't miss him.
You ever been in a long distance relationship?
No. I either leave or they die.
[over the radio] Look, clearly you have no idea who I am since you only sent ten of your men to take care of me. So let me break it down for you: if you touch a hair on Sarah's head, I will do to you what I've just done to your men. Do you understand? I'm coming down there now.
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